a heartless retarded CUNT who murdered 3 people one only 5 years old . he should die in the most painful way
news brodcaster " douglas garland, 54 has pleaded not guilty to 3 counts of 1st degree murder. he will spend a minumum of 75 years behind bars"
by vagina in cock May 14, 2022
the godmama of all tragic singers, played Dorothy in 'Wizard of Oz', gave birth to Liza Minnelli, Od'd at the age of 47, and perennial icon to the gays.
Damn, girl, don't go messing up your career on those uppers or you'll end up over the rainbow like Judy Garland.
by dj mbm July 11, 2008
A school where you can find hoes, thots fake people and a toxic relationship. And students get mad when they said 6ix9ine and YoungBoy are trash.
by Archie875 May 01, 2019
A dude who grew up in Garland but has never seen to need to travel outside the city-lines unless to purchase liquor or travel to ghetto clubs in downtown Dallas.
A Garland Bro has:
1) Never been on an airplane and has no interest in such things.
2) No idea where Brazil, or any other country is, or what "Wi-Fi" or the "Pathogenic Theorem" is.
3) A 90s car with big rims and "GARLAND" in old-English letters in the back window of their car.
4) A GED but professes to have graduated from Garland HS, or South Garland HS.
5) An absurd number of pictures on Facebook taken with a Blackberry of them holding 40s, wads of cash, or both.
6) Fifteen to twenty pairs of basketball shorts, but never plays basketball.
A Garland Bro has:
1) Never been on an airplane and has no interest in such things.
2) No idea where Brazil, or any other country is, or what "Wi-Fi" or the "Pathogenic Theorem" is.
3) A 90s car with big rims and "GARLAND" in old-English letters in the back window of their car.
4) A GED but professes to have graduated from Garland HS, or South Garland HS.
5) An absurd number of pictures on Facebook taken with a Blackberry of them holding 40s, wads of cash, or both.
6) Fifteen to twenty pairs of basketball shorts, but never plays basketball.
A: Hey, what ever happened to Luke or Javier?
B: I'm not sure, I lost track of them after I moved to Dallas.
C: I heard there are total Garland Bros, they have an apartment off main street next to the high school..
A&B: Oh.....
B: I'm not sure, I lost track of them after I moved to Dallas.
C: I heard there are total Garland Bros, they have an apartment off main street next to the high school..
A&B: Oh.....
by AlanSGU May 16, 2011
A noob-a-tron-prime 10000 who sucks at cod games and yoda calls him "noob you are" he really really sucks at video games and he is the worst hacker out there and is a cum guzzler, he eats dick all the time which makes him the gayest fag out there and you need the worlds largest telescope to find his dick
Scott Garland is a noob-a-tron-prime 10000
by KDawg56 December 07, 2012
Crack-head, known for dealing "the crack" and for sweating yellow sweat. Hated by many, this individiual is a known felon and should be treated with extreme caution (many=all) Owen shut up.
by Ari Gunnerson May 23, 2003
He's as gay as Austin garland
by Redneck132 February 20, 2018