Garfield

1) 20th President of the United States. Was killed early into his term by Charles Giteau, whom Garfield had previously denied a job.

2) Comic book strip written by Jim Davis. The main character of the book is a large cat named Garfield, who is lazy and loves to eat.

1) Garfield was one of the seven Presidents born in Ohio.

2) Garfield smacked the spider with a newspaper.

by Rodney Basil June 5, 2004

XXX Garfield

The destroyer of Thanos and slayer of pussy. Don't fuck with him because he has the power of god and anime on his side. He's already fucked your mom so don't worry about him doing it. No one knows what he looks like but we think he looks like normal Garfield.

Look, there's XXX Garfield! He might fuck our moms but he'll save us from all danger.

by PussyNigger69 May 14, 2019

Garfield shot

After pouring a shot of liquor, one drinks straight from the bottle while leaving the full shot glass alone. The entire bottle need not be consumed in one gulp (this would be impossible for most people), but more liquor must be drunk from the bottle than is contained in the shot glass.

Named for the manner in which the cartoon character Garfield is seen eating cake on several occasions.

I poured out a shot of Jack, then totally did a Garfield shot instead.

by Broheim Steamroller February 22, 2010

Andrew Garfield

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by happycow527 December 25, 2021

Andrew Garfield

Andrew Garfield also known as the best Spider-Man and the most comic accurate, is a British actor.

Yo nigga did you see the amazing Spider-Man 2 with Andrew Garfield?

by Spider-hoe September 9, 2021

garfield

The coolest cartoon cat to date. Garfield was created by Jim Davis and highly succesful.

Garfield is well known for eating entirely too much, sleeping his little life away, and kicking his dog friend Odie off the table.

Extremely amusing for all generations.

The people who hate garfield are jealous because he is funnier than their own shitty comics.

Garfield will eat you.

by theplainjane April 29, 2005

Garfield-ass cat

When you or your friend has a big, obese orange tabby cat with a huge appetite.

"Dude, you have a big, Garfield-ass cat!"

by GunnyMan4 December 1, 2016