n.: An abstract term referring to the intricate network of gossip woven amidst the lesbian community, primarily based in Miami, FL.
"You mean Nicole went on a business trip and cheated on her girlfriend with some one-legged, drug-addicted, Russian stripper who has 3 kids and now she's moving to Moscow? How do you know?"
"It was in the gazette."
"Oh...right."
"It was in the gazette."
"Oh...right."
by kay p. zee July 16, 2008
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by BigBabyShrek February 27, 2019
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by Gg21 😂 November 3, 2020
Get the Grettel mug.Me in the Tim Hortons drive through: Hey can I get a large Gretter?"
The Tim Hortons employee: "A what?"
Me: "A Gretter; that's a coffee with 9 cream and 9 sugar in honour of number 99 The Great One Wayne Gretzky."
Employee: "So that's like a whole cup of cream eh?"
Me: "Oh yah, but..yanno.. gotta get it."
Employee: "Oh fuck yah ok drive on up."
Me: "Thank you."
The Tim Hortons employee: "A what?"
Me: "A Gretter; that's a coffee with 9 cream and 9 sugar in honour of number 99 The Great One Wayne Gretzky."
Employee: "So that's like a whole cup of cream eh?"
Me: "Oh yah, but..yanno.. gotta get it."
Employee: "Oh fuck yah ok drive on up."
Me: "Thank you."
by Chip Diamond December 14, 2020
Get the Gretter mug.1.) to take geometry when you're in 8th grade online then ditch it to play minecraft then miss a butt ton of school
2.)A fat boy who doesn't seem like much at first, but full of surprises. He's a computer nerd, plays minecraft a LOT, minesweeper, he's a genius and he's cute!
2.)A fat boy who doesn't seem like much at first, but full of surprises. He's a computer nerd, plays minecraft a LOT, minesweeper, he's a genius and he's cute!
Shawn: Where is Dylan?
Zack: He's taking a Garett just like I did for some weeks.
Shawn: he's missed like over 2 months of school and when ever I see him in the library he always plays minecraft
Zack: He's taking a Garett just like I did for some weeks.
Shawn: he's missed like over 2 months of school and when ever I see him in the library he always plays minecraft
by cat census November 7, 2012
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Boy 1 - Is that grettel?
Boy 2 - Yeah, She is the one I was talking about her eyes are very wonderful they change color.
Boy 1 - She is curvy too.
Boy 2 - hell yeah she is.
Boy 1 - Damn you're lucky.
Boy 2 - Yeah, She is the one I was talking about her eyes are very wonderful they change color.
Boy 1 - She is curvy too.
Boy 2 - hell yeah she is.
Boy 1 - Damn you're lucky.
by CurlyGirl0 November 5, 2021
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