Grommet Vommit

The trickle of ejaculatory fluid coming from a women’s anus after you’ve spooged inside her rectum.

Damn after bustin up in that baloon knot the bitch had mad grommet vommit

by Smash Brown March 22, 2005

gyno grommet

The tunnel, the fanny, ya know, the va-Jay-Jay…

Vinny started fingerbanging Lisa’s gyno grommet hard at the movies last night, they almost got thrown out

by Mr Puffy October 23, 2023

Grommet

A person who is extremely dirty or repulsive.

Yuck, have a look at yourself, you’re an absolute grommet!

by This_cunt_that_cunt October 19, 2022

Grommet

Something that Californians say that Jontron can't understand the meaning/A Name of a Cartoon Dog

Groommet this, Grommet that, DUH FUCK DOES GROMMET MEAN?/ Good morning Grommet.

by ILikYahCuTG January 19, 2021

guatemalan grommet

The metal ring you put around your penis after drinking a copious amount of gallo

Yo Cousin Pat, I’ve never seen you without your Guatemalan Grommet

by paulbholt January 31, 2019

Apple Grommets

Apple Air Pods. Those ridiculous looking ear buds that look like half Q tips is hanging out of your ear.

Users think they're cool, but to everybody else, you look stupid.
Photos of people wearing these will appear in future comedy's how's documenting embarrassing fashions of the past.

Hey baby! Are those Q Tips or Apple Grommets stuck in your ears?

by Malibu Stacy's New Hat November 25, 2018

Wallace and Grommet

During the winter, you take a fresh shit into your gloves/mittens and then put your dick and balls in it before snow blowing so your goods stay warm. If you’re feeling courageous, take a laxative so it’s like a hot chocolate

Damn, I should have done a Wallace and Grommet before going out in the cold

by leakingfaucet November 07, 2023