Grateful Dead

When a man dies in the a 69 position, on top of his partner, and defecates on said partner's face.

I'm sad Bob's gone, but at least his final act was to give me a Grateful Dead.

by Steven Kingsly July 3, 2012

Grateful Head

When a female sucks your cock because you gave her a really nice present.

"Dude I got my lady a curling iron, tickets to Linkin Park and a necklace from Tiffany's."

"Man you're gonna get some greatful head for that shit. Make sure you do that busting spokes thing and make her say my name too."

by spokes1124 December 24, 2003

Grateful Dead

Proof that if you give enough people LSD they'll totally love bad country music.

The Grateful Dead were the spiritual godfathers of the jam band scene.

by Rattus cattus October 20, 2006

grateful dead

The band that put 250,000 people to sleep at Woodstock in 1969.

John Fogerty in a Rolling Stone interview: "Creedence had to follow the Grateful Dead. I was like, 'Great, we get to follow the band that just put 250,000 people to sleep. I remember seeing one guy a quarter mile away from the stage with a lighter yelling, 'We're with you, John' so I played our set for that guy."

by Oh Welles September 8, 2006

Grateful Dead Family

Also GDF. The Grateful Dead Family is a clique which composes mostly white people between ages of 18 and 35. Most of these members can be seen at music festivals. Your average gdf member can be seen wearing a a tyedye or colorful shirt with trippy patterns or artwork, a hemp necklace with a gem wrapped at the end, and always a colorful, overpriced 'heady' hat under brand names such as Grassroots California. Not to mention, most are mal-nourished/have unkempt hair(see: wook). They can also be seen usually selling various profitable items such as packaged food, bottled water, gems on a string, and especially: drugs. Never buy a drug from someone who may potentially be gdf because chances are it has been cut multiple times. These people may claim that them and their group are out to spread love and peace while ridding their minds of negative judgements towards people and branching away from the "american dream materialistic" lifestyle. They say this and then they proceed to rip people off and steal almost any unattended item they come across. They supposedly look after eachother and keep everyone in the family living a long, happy lifestyle but in reality these people can barely look after themselves. Many of these people will most likely see rehab a few times before they die and also will never hold a steady job where they can then raise kids... they think that the other family members will help them during hard realizations like this, they wont.

Man, I'm glad we're not like those grateful dead family fags and have real family/friends who care about us, our health, and our progressive plans for the future." "I hear ya dawg. fuck those wooks.

by iHATEstupidWOOKS May 18, 2011

grateful dead

The dance you do when you're stoned.

Goes a little something like this:

You wave your arms about whilst skipping in a small circle. Making odd noises is optional.

Shaniqua: Hey baby wanna dirty dance with me?
Me: Nah, watch me freestyle doing the grateful dead!

by Jack Townshend June 21, 2006

Grateful Bed

Lady advancing in years, single, beyond cougar, will attempt to pull drunken semi-conscious guys from pubs/clubs/lean-to's. Will lie in wait until right moment and pounce. (Does not wear tie-dye) (though might have beard)

Dude, that chick (sic), is checking you out!

Naaah man, she's 65! A Grateful Bed if ever I saw one, give me another 16 pints and i'll go for it!!!

by chefjim December 9, 2008