Bad Granola

A drug that sends you on a bad trip.

Dude, I just smoked some bad granola.

by Darth Nihilus January 28, 2009

granola state

A reference to California: the land of fruits, flakes and nuts.

Dude, it's beautiful and a good time, but a lot of the people are definitely "touched" in the granola state.

by Mack C March 18, 2007

ariola granola

ariana grande= ariola granola

lil wayne or whomever says, “ariola my lil granola” meaning that is ari is his ariola granola

by simplynailogica November 10, 2017

granola kid

constantly wears Patagonia and all those brands, look like they belong in a granola bar commercial, they seem like a earthy organic person that have sandals like burks or chacos

that’s a granola kid

by yolos February 23, 2021

granola mom

a mom who is zero-waste, likes hiking and the outdoors, eats organic and “natural foods”, and uses essential oils to cure everything. she owns many plants and drives an suv. a hippie.

“did you see her reusable grocery bags?”
“yeah! she must be a granola mom”

by kalchippy May 3, 2021

granola dyke

A lesbian of the birkenstocks-wearing, tofu-eating, folk music-loving, "earthy crunchy" hippie variety. Often seen with an acoustic guitar.

Susie's last girlfriend was a dreadlocked granola dyke named Crystal Windwomyn.

by Cimmerian Southpaw October 9, 2003

Granola Boy

boys who like hiking, running, climbing things- wearing handkerchiefs to catch the sweat when doing said activities. they also do a lot of organic food bs like making beer and growing veggies, or cooking a lot of meat. their pants are always slightly too short but they have great asses.

He's sort of a hipster but more of a granola boy.

by granolaboyluvr December 1, 2011