Goldberg Website

n. A website that is deliberately designed to use too many computer resources to do a simple task, usually causing browser crashes and freezes.

Named after Rube Goldberg's "Goldberg Machines."

Man, my browser has spent most of its time locked up ever since YouTube became a Goldberg Website.

by The Ceej February 16, 2013

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When you has reached the max level of boredom.... Congratulations for that?

Person: I searched golb erots seirogetac esworb yranoitciD nabrU in the Urban Dictionary

Person 2: You're so fucking bored

by ElMarcianoide June 22, 2021

gluberous

A nonspecific, widely applicable, generic derogatory term - usually used as an adjective

I had a deeply gluberous day.
Paul wore a gluberous shirt.
Mummy woke up feeling gluberous.

by kmbendigo February 1, 2008

Golbat

Fugly bat pokemon, evolution of Zubat. Like zubat, it's annoying, especially when you enter caves, appearing every other step, but only in the higher-level caves, like the caves near the sea and Victory Road. Still, they are goddamned irritating, and for some reason, all the bad guys in the Pokemon games love to use Golbat.
Golbat maybe annoying but it sucks. Any strong powered attack will kill it. And even though they suck, they will still emerge to challenge your godlike Pokemon when you trod in caves. God how I hate them. If you want to maintain your sanity, make sure you bring Repels before entering a cave.

Golbat evolves into Crobat when it's happy. Crobat is actually useful. I guess it is worth catching and raising one of those annoying bats after all.

by ADVDA May 2, 2009

Goldbugs

when texting "goodnight" with fat fingers, the autocorrected word suggestion is "goldbugs" on an iphone. used as a substitution of "goodnight" to a person you love as an inside joke

Goldbugs......sorry meant to say goodnight

by a broken hearted man November 12, 2010

Goldbergmanstein

A fictional derrogatory name that is used to address people of European Jewish extract, esp. when they are behaving in a stereotypical manner.

Rabbi Goldbergmanstein on the phone here wants to know if he can get a second discount considering the fact that he has another copy of the same coupon...

by psychosufi October 6, 2011

glubious

(noun) 1) glub a fat lard
(adj.) 2) excessively fat, sweaty, and greasy

1) Tina is such a glub.
2) Jason never showers and he never stops eating. And he is so glubious because of it

by GlubiousDoorHead January 6, 2017