Globetard

A globe believer who argues with flat earthers online. They are not interested in having an intellectual conversation. They can't not answer any questions or provide any proof that Earth is a rotating, salt water covered, pear flying through a vacuum with a pressurized atmosphere sticking to it.

I used to be a globetard before I found out the Earth is actually not a sphere.

My boyfriend loves crushing the globetard's ego with basic science.

I was brainwashed by the education system and a lifetime of media propoganda with fake images of Earth so much that it turned me into a globetard.

by Lil' Wodie April 26, 2021

Goobertitis

The scientific medical diagnosis’s, affecting predominantly the brain. Its a syndrome consisting of several known symptoms. You may call and classify a person as a Goober if they fit 3 or more listed symptoms.
Symptoms are as follows
.Completely Retarded for large periods of time
.Cute as hell(no known reason why or how they do it)
.May dance randomly and
.Likes music from lack of talent singers such as Michael Buble(bub-ble)
.May be anoying i.e. enjoys waking you up, poking you. ect
.clumsy(drops things, puts non refrigerated items in the fridge, has difficulty cooking simple food like ravioli(maybe even cant get into pan)
.cute smile
.very affectionate
.leaves funny voicemails, myspace, or facebook comments.
If you know anyone who has 3 or more of these symptoms you must be advised to promptly call them a Goober and refer them to Ubrandictionary.com for further proof of their ailment.

Shannon-Im gonna do what im gonna do cuz im a man and thats what i say.
ben-wow i saw this disease on Ubrandictionary once, you must have goobertitis

by Ben Fisher September 13, 2008

Rudy Gobert

A beast. The Stifle Tower. The man, the myth, the legend. At 7'1, he's a France LEGEND!

"Dude, you pulled a Rudy Gobert on that block!"

by Sharks332 August 25, 2017

Lane Gobert

Will be extremely hot when he's older ;) ( Lane Daniel Gobert !!!) you know it
Like to bang ditty bang JENNA SPENCER !!!

Realy sproty has some nice abs going on

i like thoose white SEE threw shorts
ya got goin' on there.
uber sexy ALMOST as hot a zac efron !! ;)

Thats a Lane Gobert

by TMSJ April 27, 2009

GlobeTodd

Someone who believes the Earth to be a rotating sphere.
Also see “Don’t be a Todd”

I can’t believe the GlobeTodds think the ground beneath their feet is in motion.

by FlynRobertCormac July 7, 2022

Anal Globetrotter

When you finger an anus and your partner does a full 360 degree turn on your finger, like a globetrotter spinning a basketball.

My girlfriend was dizzy after giving her an anal globetrotter.

by Roy McHebroid October 12, 2017

Gouis Goberts Frightnight

The most dangerous time of the year when the infamous nonce: Gouis Goberts is unleashed.

Don't go outside tonight kids it's Gouis Goberts Frightnight.

by The_Dude391 July 13, 2022