get bent

it's like saying "go fuck yourself," because when a person MASTERBATES a lot, their penis begins to curve (or "bend")... it's what you say to someone who has nothing better to do.
"hey mike, we should go drinking tonight"
"or you could just get bent!"
by beasley September 22, 2005
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get bent

An infamous phrase that was generated in the world of Lineage2. Mostly said to people when they say "stop ksing," and you say it to throw them into confusion which results in them googling what it means.
"stop ksing, plizzzzz"
"get bent"
by Sasha Yoko February 16, 2007
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go get bent

Kinder than saying Go Fuck yourself. Same meaning, different words.
Teacher: 'Phil, you're late again. Detention after school." Phil: "go get bent bro."
by JesusThePottoq March 20, 2014
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get bent

To have sex with another person of the same sex.
Hey guys, does anyone want to get bent with me?!
by The Holy Father November 04, 2007
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Get Bent British Style

The term “Get Bent British Style” refers to “getting bent” or, in a not so polite term, getting fucked, or telling one to go fuck themselves, the British style, is when one get’s to partake in anal sex, and an enema, but instead of the person allowing the water to escape the body, they instead put a tea bag within their anal cavity, therefore, getting “bent” (fucked in the ass) British style (tea bag within anal cavity mid-enema)
Chad: What did you tell your boss after he fired you for indecent exposure during work hours?

British Chad: I told the wank’r to “Get Bent British Style”

Chad: What’d he do next?

British Chad: He went to go have hardcore anal sex, he was always very gullible.
by Stylophone Jack April 24, 2021
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Get bent

Get bent jealous niggas
by Fuckniggas80 July 09, 2019
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Get bent

Getting bent over during sex or getting trashed
by Alexboob June 28, 2018
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