Geometry

The mathematics of the properties, measurement, and relationships of points, lines, angles, surfaces, and solids.
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Probably the most useless, boring, and irrelevant class you will ever take in high school. Topics of study include the Pythagorean Theorem, virtually impossible to complete proofs, dumbass angle relationships, and so on. Sadly, this class is required to graduate and does nothing but drop your GPA. Teachers of this course usually are irritating and have no idea how to teach. Anyone who manages to get anything above a C+ in this class is either; a cheater, has no life, or is sucking the teacher's dick.
I asked Siobhan why she was crying , her response; geometry.

Along with other math teachers, teachers of geometry are usually ugly, uptight old womenand effeminate balding men with gray beards.
by jxw360 August 15, 2016
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Geometry

Fucking stupid. Just another way for teachers to torture people and make them look stupid.

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1: You are probably here because you are taking this fucking class
2: Geometry is often taught by ugly, gray-haired men or women. Soon they will die of old age and we will be free of the communist people who make us learn it.
3: A geometry class is a good place to take an hour long nap.
4: Just plain fucking stupid.
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Geometry

A legitimate reason to blow your brains out Kurt Cobain style.

You usually will get this idea as you sit blankly doing homework realizing you have no future, because Geometry is mandatory for a fucking diploma.
In 1994

"Hey Larry did you see what happened to Cobain?"

" Yeah I hear Courtney Love was making him do Geometry, but that sneaky bitch won't get any blame for it."
"Damn Brad, that's some real conspiracy shit, but math will do that shit to you."
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Geometry

A very stupid maths topic. Impossible to get good grades in and literally can't be applied to any real-life scenarios.
Person 1: OMG i got a bad grade in maths
Person 2: Ah let me guess it was in Geometry

What real-life purpose does Geometry serve?
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geometry

A typo. It should read "common sense".
by Hawke September 12, 2004
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