horrible geoffrey

when one gay man inserts closed scissors into the anus of another man then opened with outrageous force.

Craig was feeling experimental so Ace gave him a horrible geoffrey.

by Johnny March 13, 2004

wet geoffrey

1.when your fuckin a girl from behind,you pull out,flick a gober in her ear (so she thinks u came in her ear)when she turns around,u skeet in her face and then punch her

2.combo of the houdini,donkey punch and a jelly donut

"Last night me and this bitch did a wet geoffrey"

"I like wet geoffreyssssssssssssss&qu ot;

"Yo this bitch took a wet geoffrey like a CHAMPPPPP"
Source: yerpp, south oh bee

by yerpp February 26, 2008

Geoffrey Nash

Someone who is considered a stud. A smart kid who is generally half Asian and half English. He has to be tall and athletic, and good at sports like soccer and football.

Yeah! He looks like a Geoffrey Nash!

by datLPchick December 09, 2010

Geoffrey (abv. Geoff)

Slang term for cannabis. Originated in Beenham, Berkshire.

Example: Would you like to meet Geoff later? Have you seen Geoff recently?

by Jim February 13, 2005

Geoffrey verity schofield

Some guy in China working out and scaring the locals with his mighty muscle mass and super high body fat.

Oh look Geoffrey verity schofield is running while editing his next YouTube video on Greg turkesterone doucette.

by Thedudewithlowtest July 04, 2022

Geoffrey sex

When a gay man has sex with a straight female

“My gay best friend got drunk and had Geoffrey sex with me”

by Peepeepoopootoilet February 03, 2023

Geoffrey

Geoffrey is the best guy you'll ever meet, he's funny and smart. He's caring and makes a brilliant dad!

Geoffrey is amazing!!!!!!

by The Lexicographer November 11, 2020