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mail genitals

Dir. Ref. To waiting for the mail to come
Mail genitals is dat macho macho mail.
by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010
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Lasers Genitals

by Emperor Donald Trump January 10, 2017
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Snake genitals

Also know as a hemipenis. Snakes and lizards have two genitals, one for procreation and one for micturate.
Mark Zuckerberg: I was masturbating the other night when piss came out instead of semen?

Andrew Wilson: You have a hemipenis too?

Mark Zuckerberg: Snake genitals are a pain.
by DJango the snake dick November 29, 2017
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Da way a dude humorously familiarizes you wif da three different "members" of his guy-junk --- "This is Larry; this is his brother Darryl, and this is his OTHER brother Darryl."
Ladies say dat they want a man who is "kind, caring, intelligent, and funny". Well, if your new guy-friend performs a "Newhart" genitals-introduction prior to first having sex wif you, it may not say much about his kindness or caring, but it sure-as-shootin' shows dat he has da intelligence and sense-of-humor portions of his personality down pat!.
by QuacksO June 22, 2020
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dusty genitals

when someone learns too much french
friend: aye man i’m learning french!
me: dawg you gonna get dusty genitals 😭😭
by &2@39; May 22, 2022
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cat box genitals

An odor the neighbor leaves notes on your door and runs before you open door . An odor that people on the other end of a phone call ask you if you smell something horrible.
A smell that disrupts animals at the zoo to a point your asked to leave.
A odor that makes you wear roadkill for a face mask to make it better.
MRS.HOLLAND WOULD TAPE TIC TACS TO HER PANTIES AND DOUCE WITH FEBREEZE BECAUSE SHE WAS BORN WITH CAT BOX GENITALS.
by chipbully November 4, 2014
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