Lady Gagaism

The belief that Lady Gaga is the Messiah, and or is a God.

When I turn 18, I'm converting to Lady Gagaism.

by ladygagafan6582028 January 2, 2010

gafiltafish

Device used to filter out unwanted conservation from bitch niggas

Ex. 1 Hurry up! Turn on your gafiltafish Stevens coming!

Ex. 2 Guy 1 - Yo when is that nigga gonna shut the fuck up?

Guy 2 - Dont worry, just turn on yo gafiltafish

Steven- Hey guys look at the dew on the grass

Guy 1 to guy 2- Did you hear something?

by R Burgundy April 13, 2008

gfail

The great gmail blackout of February 24, 2009.

I can't log into my gmail! Oh man this is gfail all over again!

by Rabadop February 24, 2009

gaffing her trout

Fingering yourself so violently it blurs your vision and makes a sound akin to a wet trout slapping off another in a bucket full of trout

Dat gurl rashad was gaffing her trout so vigorously she slipped off the toilet seat and needed glasses for a month until her vision recovered

by loljk12345 March 13, 2015

Jim Gaffigan

A Guy that does the Hot Pocket jokes (Fuckin' Hilarious) and also the inventor of the Pale Force cartoon where he and Conan O'Brien fight crime by using there pale chests to blind their enimies and then shoot them with lasers that come from their nipples.............Pimped!

Jim Gaffigan: Nobody ever eats a hot pocket and says that was delicious. It more like....... I wanna diiiiieeeeeee!!........HOT POCKET...Diarreah Pocket!

by B-Hill July 30, 2008

GAFATAITUA

Samoan in origin. Roughly akin to 'awesome' in pro wrestling or Rockabilly music. Pronounced 'nah-fah-tie-too-uh'.

Shawn Michaels is good, but Chris Jericho is simple GAFATAITUA!

by VANQUISHED MULATO February 3, 2010

gaffin

Partying round someone’s house

Hey mate, you gaffin tonight?

by Gaffinmill April 5, 2019