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Graffiti in my car port

The act of pulling out at the point of no return and inadvertently spraying over a ladies vagina or a mans anus. A method often known more commonly as "withdrawal"
Sarah - "Tom dont aim for my face, Graffiti in my car port"
Tom - "Ok"

"dude, was with a game hottie last night but had no rubbers, so I Graffitied in her car port"
by stinky scotsman May 28, 2009
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Graffy

A wily silver fox, renowned for chasing sluts and playing bootlegs.
Hi, I'm Graffy. Guaranteed.
by Seros March 16, 2005
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graffiwi

The use of a Wi-Fi network's SSID as a means of communicating a short message to the immediate reachable area surrounding its source, thereby vandalizing a physical zone with a digital graffiti message.
Let's see if I can get onto a free network here... woah, lots of graffiwi: "stop the war", "no blood for oil", "pidgeons rule"...
by GRAFFIWI December 24, 2010
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Mathematical Graffiti

An artist’s lawbreaking pastime, whereby they irreverently paint math-related drawings, formulas, or symbols in forbidden areas or public squares without getting caught by the authorities—the artistic equivalent of a couple illicitly indulging in a quickie with zero public knowledge or suspicion.
Few illegal activities give the mathematical graffiti artist more thrill when working in a pressurized environment, compared to taking part in an annual pressure-free graffiti carnival approved by the authorities.
by MathPlus March 13, 2021
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graff whore

A person who likes to engage in sexual behavior specifically with graffiti writers. A graffiti writer usually tags up this type of whore with a marker.
yao you seen that bitches tits? they got my name on it, what a graff whore.
by xxxnyzangelxxx May 12, 2010
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GRAFFITI

An element of the Hip Hop culture misinterpreted and misrepresented by the mainstream media, and most especially hated by affluent (usually white) businessmen who don't understand the roots or meaning of the writing on the walls.

Contrary to popular belief, Graff is NOT any of the following: writing on houses of worship, people's houses in general, other writer's names, or tombstones. The aforementioned need not be identified with bus, train, subway and wall burners. That's REAL graffiti, the visual aspect of Hip Hop accompanied by the physical (breakdance), verbal (emceeing), and rhythmic (turntablism).

Since Graffiti is an element in Hip Hop just as important as DJing, MCing and Breaking, any assault on Graffiti (i.e., calling it "vandalism", "not art", etc.) should be viewed as an assault on Hip Hop altogether.

From the beginning, the powers that be have sought afte the destruction of our culture, from transit authorities chasing after writers, to housing police harassing people at block parties, to lawsuits being filed against DJs for sampling ("copyrighted" material). Now it may seem like everything is okay since Rap has hit the mainstream, but the major corporations threaten its existence every day. Remember the last Rap video you saw on TV. Did you see any tags, any DJs working the wheels of steel, any B-Boys tearing up the floor, any MCs really rocking the party? Or was it just images of scantily clad females, guys flashing their "bling", and "gangstas" shooting their guns off? Chances are it was the latter, the money-making gimmick that corporations such as MTV make money off of today.

These very same corporations, usually headed by conservative individuals who "care" about their buildings, are the organisations which lobby for tighter anti-graffiti laws. So it may seem that "Hip Hop" is all well with mainstream America, but they're actually destroying us from within, in more than one way.
Long live Graffiti!
by jAwN June 29, 2004
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Graffenberg Spot

long term word for G-Spot
Susie: Greetings Joe, I would much enjoy it if you would massage my Graffenberg Spot.
Joe: Yo hibby what?
Susie: Uhhh.....what's the slang around here?....oh yeah, my G-Spot.
Susie: A'ight dawg.
by Garnoffagus June 11, 2006
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