Gonzalos are known to be risk takers, adventurous, risky, fun, loving, handsome, and having a good taste in music. Gonzalo gives the best hugs and is very lovable, so in that case gonzalos spirit animal is a bear. If he cares for you he will do anything in his power to help you. In conclusion, gonzalo is a great person.
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by SOMEONE827367373 October 15, 2021
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"Did you see Dan with that red shirt on?"
"Yeah, he was definitely not looking gonzalo today"
or
"Man, this weather is killing"
"I know, it must be like 1 million degrees past gonzalo"
"Yeah, he was definitely not looking gonzalo today"
or
"Man, this weather is killing"
"I know, it must be like 1 million degrees past gonzalo"
by bunnyexplosion May 20, 2008
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Get the gozangas mug.being that Gonzales,TX is the birthplace of Texan freedom with the yelling of "come and take it"and the firing of a single cannon shot at the lowly mexicans, its only fitting that this oft-practiced sexual manuever be made known to the world.
while having your girl, or guy for some of yall, in the doggy style position, take a large pinch of copenhagen and a plump paper shell pecan and insert into the victims rectum and then use your "rod" to drive the powder and shot home, quickly jumping back and yelling "come and take it". if the victim is pointed in the right direction, the ensuing "shot" has the potential to flatten numerous victims, so after the loading and packing, get outta the way quick. a fitting and glorious tribute to the texas revolution
while having your girl, or guy for some of yall, in the doggy style position, take a large pinch of copenhagen and a plump paper shell pecan and insert into the victims rectum and then use your "rod" to drive the powder and shot home, quickly jumping back and yelling "come and take it". if the victim is pointed in the right direction, the ensuing "shot" has the potential to flatten numerous victims, so after the loading and packing, get outta the way quick. a fitting and glorious tribute to the texas revolution
by txnduckhntr January 2, 2012
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