fuser

We all know that a 'user' is someone (a supposed friend) who is only ever there for you if it suits that person, or no-one else is around.

Well, a 'fuser' is a user to the extreme. In other words, a 'fu**king user'... Therefore a fuser.

Haha. An awesome word we use all of the time now.

OMG, ____ is such a fuser.

They are only ever interested when everyone else is busy, what a fuser.

by LauraN January 14, 2008

fustercluck

an annoying or bothersome person

stop being such a fustercluck

by jack_hammer December 7, 2015

fuser

friends and family that use you

we used to be friends but she only calls when she needs something, now we she is just another fuser

by doh79 July 8, 2011

fusher

To be inadequate at one's job of being an usher and having the inability to rip patron's tickets, seat people, socialize and give directions.

*It is the slang term for being a fake usher; looking like you are an usher but lacking any of the characteristics of one.

That girl sucks, how hard is it to rip a ticket!? Stupid fusher.

by luna21 December 12, 2010

fussels

An EXTREMELY rare occurance.
After outside sex, and the cumpuddle is left in the dirt, it is known for a fungus type substance to grow there. Please take pictures if you find some

This soup isnt spicy enough, it needs some fussels

by The enibreiated Pidgeon liver March 25, 2003

fasser

a towny, some one who takes pleasure on terrorising and making life hell for anyone who is not part of their gangs. they all deserve cancer, or some other long term illness that will eventually kill them

oh god it's the fassers

by david October 29, 2003

Fuster Cluck

A nice way of saying cluster f*ck around bible thumpers and old people.

Man, your teeth look like a fuster cluck of jagged bones and decay.

by Jodi S March 2, 2008