1) "how was Thailand"
"dude, the guys have better funbags than the chicks!"
"i don't know you. Get out of my house!"

2) crack ho: I really need some crack mister...please!!!
Dealer: let me play with your funbags, I'll give you a vial

3) debt collector: you haven't got the money have you?
Your mum: no
Debt collector: well you leave me no choice. I'm gonna squeeze your funbags and beat you round the face with my manmeat. How you like that, bitch?

by skumliterati March 12, 2015

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funball

A ripoff of baseball played by a few dudes and a few babes with a tennis ball and a Vortex Mike Piazza plastic, foam cushioned baseball bat. The game is played on a public little league field, therefore creating the neccessary need to hide your beer in a paper bag. Your team gets a point when a ball drops in the outfield without being caught. There are fielders from both teams in the outfield. If your teammate catches the ball, your team gets 2 points. If the opposing catches the ball you lose a point and get an out. You can play with 5 or 10 outs. Depends on how lazy you are. If the pitcher catches an infield fly ball, the scores reverse.

We played Funball until Jarod took a comebacker in the nuts.

by Ian C. September 25, 2005

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