Flappy Turd

To play Flappy Bird whilst doing number two's on the toilet.

'I'm going for a Flappy Turd!'

by Chilly Beef February 13, 2014

flappy breast

Breasts so saggy that when you bounce they flap.

Damn, she's so saggy she be flappin'
Yeah she has flappy breasts

by Breastoid November 28, 2016

Flappy Golf

Flappy golf is a fun game where you have to flap into the hole. This game hypnotises children on busses to play it with all their little friends.

Boy"Let's all play flappy golf!"
Friends" Ok but let's not have dreams about winning again"

by Jsjjdbcjxn April 20, 2018

Flappy Red

A condition in which a man is born without a foreskin. The penis is then constantly exposed to pretty much everything and generates a sticky like glue substance as a natural protection agent. The substance is so sticky that if you were to jerk off your hand would be almost permanently stuck to your penis which is why most men resort to wrapping glad rap around their penis in order to jerk off. The penis is also extremely sensitive and often pulses with pain for no apparent reason and is overwhelming painful during an orgasm or climax. Overall it’s an equally disgusting and disturbing deformity which is why most people with flappy reds never get laid.

“Bruh did you hear James died from extreme pain last night”. “Oh shit no”. “Yeah he was having sex and orgasmed so much that his flappy red literally shut down his body”.

by MmmmmmmmBruh August 5, 2020

Flappy Bird

The gift uncalled for yet addictive of a bird flapping through these green pipes. This lil fat fucky ugly piece of shit cannot support himself for more than 0.1 seconds. In order to get through you have to tap constantly but no too much or else he will go to high but, not too less or else he will fucking fall face down to the ground like the lil bastard he is and die. To whoever made this....God help you...

WARNING: This Game May Have the Following: frustration, addiction, sadness, anger, depression, people destroying their electronics and/or maybe harming others.

John: dude is that Flappy Bird? what is your score?
Jase: maan i doin great made up to 8!
John: aww dude you uck im on 34 and my bro is on 162..yeh dude its so possible
Jase:...ah! imma hurt you bro go away!

by fatbich February 4, 2014

flappy fritter

A crusty vagina that looks like an apple fritter

The old woman dropped her panties and i saw her flappy fritter.

by abebaby24 August 5, 2016

flappy fuck

When doing cosplay during sex and the significant other is dressed up like a sweet little flappy bird.

Flappy fuck is 1000x more addictive than flappy bird.

by Bad C dev March 4, 2021