fuckwitism

1. A term used to describe one who is acting like a fuckwit - partaking in activities which are foolish and / or irritating to others.

2. Sometimes used as a semi-endearing term, to describe a friend's ridiculous but amusing capers.

1. Dirko: Dude, the sheer amount of fuckwitism going on drove me away from the Post Office Hotel.
Luko: Christ...

2. Dirko: Hey I have an idea. To relieve my frustration I will travel to the local bowling alley and climb the trees outside, throw rocks, and pick up 15 year old girls!
Luko: Oh jesus. Let the fuckwitism begin...

by Grant Hayes November 14, 2005

fuckwit

Someone who thinks they're knowledgable in urban slang and contributes hundreds of shitty, worthless entries to urbandictionary.com.

"1. Figga
A fake ass Nigga
All this Figgaz wanna fuck with a real Nigga like me."

What the fuck is this shit, and who's the fuckwit that wrote it?

by SonOfSamus January 21, 2006

fuckwit

Someone who despite constant failure, is unable to learn from these transgressions. Continues to do foolish and irritating things, which aggravate many people. They are not only a halfwit, but also significantly fucked in the head. Hence the term fuckwit.

Also can be associated with pathological liars, bullshit artists, and ass maggots.

DURR I AM TEH <random tards name here>!!, I EARRNS TEE 100K A YEAR!!!!! HURR HURR KEKEKE.

by Mr. Ed January 25, 2004

fuckwits

British slang for a dumbass jackoff.

Blimey, you've cracked the windscreen on me lorry, fuckwits!

by Sprocket the Dog October 26, 2003

[fuckwit]

someone who does something stupid

you are such a fuckwit for crashing the car

by baldy the great February 6, 2006

fuckwit

A person of demonstrably low intelligence, as exemplified by actions, statements, or beliefs.

Thanks to that fuckwit in the oval office, my grandkids are going to spend generations paying down the bill for this war.

by adnama January 17, 2008

fuckwit

A mean, selfish, insensitive, and otherwise uncaring prick.

That guy is such a fuckwit for missing the toilet and peeing all over the wall and seat.

by Julie June 2, 2004