tele-fuckoff

1. What really happens when office personnel work from home via internet client software.
2. Watching Oprah, Days of our Lives or Maury or other daytime trash during telework hours.
3. Taking an hour trip to Starbucks, and a two-hour lunch with the BFF during telework hours.

"Heather is teleworking but she does not answer emails and she posted online about her carmel mocha latte. That's not tele-work, that's tele-fuckoff."

by Dr. Harry Boltzac March 16, 2016

fuckoffingist

biggest largest thing imaginable

unbelievably large fuckoffingist

by ohferfuxache October 17, 2007

fuckoffanddie

When you tell someone to "Fuck off and die!" and it comes out quickly! Often abbrieviated to FOAD

Nat: I HATE YOU!
Josh: Fuckoffanddie!

Nat: I HATE YOU!
Josh: FOAD!

by Trampikey and Goldie! June 29, 2005

Fuckoffish

Adjective: A terms to describe the characteristics of an individual who is thoughtless, inconsiderate, offensive of unpleasant. Such people have no regard for others and are deeply self-obsessed deviants with a thinly disguised persecution complex. Fucktards.

Adverb: Fuckoffishly.

"Dan can be so fuckoffish about things some times, he always behaves fuckoffishly when you ask him a direct question. He must be IQR qualified and if he isn't he should be."

by Vengeful Spirit June 3, 2012

fuckoffter

Person you deeply hate, and that person is bad to the bone.

My bro ate my ice cream, what a fucking fuckoffter

by YamaWe February 19, 2017

fuckoffacillin

A medication prescribed by disgruntled doctors for patients who insist that they need to been seen for the slightest piffling cold.

"Hello Mr Smith, I see you have the sniffles again. Take one fuckoffacillin three times a day for five days and you'll feel much better. If you need to come back, make sure it's on a Friday, I don't work on Fridays".

by Tube Alloys September 8, 2017

fuckoffyounonleagueshite

A request for an individual to kindly go forth and multiply as a consequence of them supporting a lower-ranked football team.

Oi, you, fuck off you non-league shite.

by Blakelekelekely June 25, 2006