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The fuckening

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When your day is going too good but you don’t trust it, and finally some shit goes does
Johnny’s birthday was going fine until the captain arrived ah there it is the fuckening
by KTM350 September 17, 2019
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Fuckening

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That horrible feeling you get when you fucked up real bad. Includes, dropped stomach, lump in throat, nausea, chest pains, feeling like you're about to pee yourself, or want to jump off a tall building.
I just accidentally sent a dick pic to the whole company. I'm overcome with the fuckening right now.

Told my mom to fuck off in an argument... The fuckening is hitting me hard.
by Polyester.Specter November 9, 2016
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Sitcom fuckening

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Is similar to the original term the fuckening where your life is going okay if not normal and then crazy shit goes down but in this example everything goes down exactly like something out of a crazy sitcom comedy where the craziest things you can imagine hit you in the face!
Oh is that a motherfuking parade in my path just great I have to go to work today what a sitcom fuckening! how can this damn day get any better. (Then a batshit crazy ape falls from the sky)
by Zombomb June 8, 2019
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The fuckening

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When ur day is going to well and you dont trust it and some shit finally goes down

Ah the Fuckening
When my day is going to good and then something finally goes wrong

Ah the fuckening
by Alto lockemy October 2, 2019
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Psychological fuckening

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When you're so fucked up on psychedelics that the only thing that can come out of you is 'uururrrreheheh'
Holy shit, I just experienced a psychological fuckening.
by Sexy time 420 February 4, 2020
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The fuckening

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When everything is fine and then out of nowhere, it all goes to shit.
"Hey George, how would you describe 2020?"
"That's an easy one... it was fine and then BOOM! The fuckening."
"Hmm... accurate."
by Ran-demise October 26, 2020
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When your day goes to shit but the rest of the day goes too well and you don’t trust it. (Opposite of “The Fuckening”)
by TheEmperorGoat May 3, 2023
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