Fucktart

A goodie-goodie fucking retard. The kind of person you just want to smack upside their head.

Fucking+ retard+ fruitcake/sour-ass (goodie-goodie)

That new kid Pip is such a no-good goodie-goodie fucktart. I want him to die.

by Jequita the Awesome January 26, 2008

fucktart

the act of having sex with a toaster pastry, in most forms of society frowned upon :-(

Thats bad man don't fucktart my poptart!

by fùh-ck tar-T March 12, 2003

fuckfarts

Strictly it is when air is pumped into a vagina during intercourse, and released when the penis is pulled out.
Urban myth? Definitely not.
Talking from personal experience. They are not so smelly as ordinary farts though.
Also somebody insignificant.

They're just a bunch of fuckfarts (nobodies).

by shonny March 4, 2007

FuckChorch

An attractive woman in a nightclub. Generally, the more often is it used by a person, the less likely that person is to actually speak to said woman.

Oh, she's FuckChorch/

by Darryl Murphy April 20, 2005

fucktart

an obviously promiscuous airhead

That ____ really thought the latest trick would be different and call the next day.

by x March 14, 2003

fucktart

you guys suck at defining this word.
FUCKTARD=fuck+retard so it is baisically fucking retard
FUCKTART=fuck+pastry so it is baisically fucking pastry

both are used in the same context,Fucktart is undoubtedly more awesome and effective

God, she pissed on your leg and then told you it was raining? WHAT A FUCKTART!

by I AM JAKE November 5, 2006

Tesla fuckchain

According to Questionable Content it is an esoteric sex act involving electricity, enemas, amniotic fluid and screaming. It is best performed atop a Delorean, but a Firebird will do in a pinch.

"Did you hear that Felicia Day, Adam Savage, and Wil Wheaton were killed while performing a tesla fuckchain at Comic-Con?"

by Xendragone July 27, 2009