Fuckaroo

How Lancelot of the round table declares he is too fucked up (from drugs or alcohol) to joust.

"Where were you last night?"
"We started early. Fuckaroo."

by AmeliaPerfection June 22, 2015

Jose Fuckaround

1) Typically a military term used to refer to someone who is refusing to disclose their full knowledge about a particular subject or issue. 2) When someone looses total control of a situation due to their incompetence or lack of leadership abilities.

1) I think this guy is playing Jose Fuckaround with me because he isn't telling me shit!

2) You need to stop playing Jose Fuckaround and get these guys back to work!

3) That guy is playing Jose Fuckaround because he isn't getting shit done!

4) This has turned into a real Jose Fuckaround!

by 1BMF January 2, 2010

fuckaroo

1 Derived from fuck, fuckeroo defines a very fucked up situation, as opposed to a fuckerii, wich would define a good situation. - from the book and movie by stephen king dremcatcher

1 After she pulled out the paddle in handcuffs in bed, the perfectly good fuckerii turned into a horrible fuckeroo.

by nick July 30, 2004

fuckcrow

A word used by complete asshats to describe a situation that has nothing to do with them and they should stay out of.

I've been eating fuckcrow for you, Danny, for a long time.

by Boneywankenobi March 29, 2005

Fuckarous

An individual engaging in fuckary is said to be fuckarous.

I'm not inviting you because of all your fuckary.

Who said I was fuckarous?

You fuck around too much.

I'm tired of your fuckary.
Why are you so fuckarous.

by Zack and Steve January 10, 2014

Fuckaroo

A common insult with no direct meaning.

Oi, fuckaroo, you just blew a red light!

by Some Fuckaroo July 21, 2015

fuckarood

Absolutely fucked. Drunk, stoned, whatever. Just gone. Beyond rescue. A word I made up.

“Holy shit you’ve finished your whole box of piss! Are u ok?”
“Bro, I’m absolutely fuckarood”

by Makdaddi January 20, 2018