Fuck Dick. My bad rich.

When you are so pissed off that you say "Fuck Dick." and just to be safe that you don't offend the people around you, you say my bad rich as an apology to anyone with the name "dick."

Ryan: Hey drew whats wrong?
Drew: Some jacked my booze!
Ryan: Fuck Dick. My bad rich.

by Drew P to E January 10, 2009

fuckadick

when your husband wont put down the video game controller, you tell him go fuckadick.

Jill: You've been on that fucking thing for hours
John: Huh? Let me find a save crystal first.
Jill: How long will that take?
John: A couple more hours.
Jill: Why don't you go fuckadick

by desireaaa October 11, 2011

Fucksickle

two people in a 69 position that have been frozen on a metal post. a fucksickle can be licked and eaten.

omg dude have u had a fucksickle latley?

by garebear601 June 22, 2011

Fucklicker

One who licks the wet spot, the goopy mess of male and female cum left on the sheets after a healthy round of fucking.

Nobody had to sleep in the wet spot, that fucklicker cleaned it all up.

by The K May 8, 2005

fuckduck

a word i just now made up that sounds funny, basically use it as an insult some siynonyms for it are: asshole, fucker, shithead, dickhead, etc.

shut the fuck up you dumbass fuckduck.

by REED March 24, 2003

fuckdiculous

What you say when something that is so fucking ridiculous happens that you can't make a coherent sentence and have to make up a word to describe your amazement.

"Heaven and Earth L beat Varan with 5 accounts... fuckdiculous!"
"That test just raped me... fuckdiculous!"

by Thuza March 5, 2006

fuckpick

to pick a lock with ones penis

i had to fuckpick my way out of my gimp cage

by medman81 July 22, 2011