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fuck tard

a retarded waste of sperm, humanity and air. a simp. a useless douche of the highest degree.
jon is a nimble minded fuck tard
by urajagoff June 9, 2007
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see also fuck head, or retard. combine the two...and there you go.
dastardly: "what's up Ivan?"
ivan: "not a lot, fucktard"
by wolf of bergen January 1, 2004
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Fuck Tard

One Who Is Stupid, Annoying, Ignorant, or in anyway unpleasant.
Hey, Jimmy, Stop Being Such a Fuck Tard.
by Emzry September 18, 2006
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Fuck Tard

A pair of Leotards with a hole in the crotch.
Honey, are we doing it naked or using the Fuck Tard?
by brewtaco September 17, 2010
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fuck tard

Someone who believes String Theory proves that Neutrons actually have a charge.

Also someone who believes that his or her parents being a scientist who studies rocks gives him or her the ability to be always right.
"Uhh....according to String Theory, everything is mass, so technically, neutrons do have a charge"

"...Unless they're neutral....fuck tard"

In combination: "According to String Theory, my dad's a geologist!"

"Wow, look at that fucktard go on and on, I actually hope he goes to the death with his words.."
by Evan Piper September 18, 2007
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Black hole of respect, concern, balls, couth, tact, intelligence, diplomacy, conscience, due dilligence; at a more rudimentary level a walking-talking-human-bowl-of-shit
See lorin, or any of his other synonyms
by MoreSubbordinateThatYou March 8, 2005
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fuck'tard

An abbreviated combination of the words:
"Fucking"+"Retard".

(NOUN-proper)= Fuck'Tard: A slow to git it type person AND when they DO GIT it, still fucks it up; an individual makin' stoopid mistakes when they know better but did't really think it through-And as this individual is in the process of executing this mistake, they can see it revealing itself as a mistake in slo-mo, thus makin' them worthy of the title...

(VERB-past tense)= fuck'tarded or fucked'tard: messing up BIG TIME after they think they git it but really don't cuz they misunderstood and went ahead n DID IT anyways without full comprehension of the sitiation; Too Gung-Ho to thoroughly understand an issue or too arrogant to admit they did't understand but think they understand a situation, jumping in head-first to tackle the issue but screwin' it up even more, thus creating a dominoe chain of effects in making one mistake after another, unable to recover nicely.
(NOUN-proper): TD asked the producer 3 times about the change, put the automation cue in for the reporter's tape, then missed the roll cue, hit the "TAKE" button anyways and ended up rolling a 5 second open to the wrong pitch reel as the reporter was tossing back to the anchor. What a Fuck'Tard!

(VERB-past tense): The above TD saw that the video for the reporter didn't match but hit the "TAKE" button anyways becuz they were lost and couldn't adjust quickly enough to just skip it. They FREAKED under PRESSURE! AND as they hit the button to execute this command to wipe to tape, the 5 second open seemed like 30 seconds slo-mo'd in their mind and everyone elses' as it was happenin'. When the wrong video revealed underneath, they realized they had just fuck'tarded a series of bad moves AND NOW, there would be HELL for everyone to pay when the nasty memos concerning this uncanny on-air mistake poured forth. Thanks, Fuck'Tard! NOW, EVERYONE SUFFERS from the low moral your mistake has set in motion with all the nasty finger-pointing!
by Fuck'Tard March 8, 2010
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