fuck me

used when u r beaten. when ur clearly over matched.

dad - go tell ur mom to take u to practice.

jack - oh i get it....fuck me.

by mazimaz July 1, 2008

fuck me

For proper FUCK ME instructions...see The Pterodactyl...highly recommended position.

Fuck me pterodactyl style.
Look up The pterodactyl

by fuck me sideways mike ;) April 21, 2005

fuck me

to go to the store and by a dildo and fuck yourself,if you read this you are a fucking idiot and you should go find something to do with your life like a job or a wife.

ohhhh fuck me.
ugh fuck me

by aton bombs April 28, 2019

FUCK me

A girl asking to have sex with you.

FUCK me daddy

by Wtf is even available FUCK ME April 10, 2019

fuck me

To look good.

Fuck me, I am tight!

by unstupid ppl August 27, 2003

fuck me

a word you yell when you are mad

fuck me.... I dropped the soap.

by solmel1 September 8, 2019

FUCK ME

Something i say to my mommy

Me:FUCK ME MOMMY. MOM: Your penis is only one inch though sweetie.

by HelpIHaveDeppresion February 8, 2019