fucking the bean bag chair

Having sex with a morbidly obesed person.

Jim told me he fuck a 400 pound women. He said it felt like fucking the bean bag chair.

by O beast Denise April 17, 2010

Fuck Off Douche Bag

It means GET THE FUCK AWAY BITCH!!!!!!

Cop: Hey do you mind if we search your house for evidence???

Gacy: You got a warrant???

Cop: .............

Gacy: Fuck Off Douche Bag!!!!!!!

by Lord Eric The 1st February 25, 2011

stupid fucking slutfaced whore-bag cunt.

A very naughty insult.

Shut up you stupid fucking slutfaced whore-bag cunt!

by Anonymous April 17, 2003

Fuck bag

A female with no legs,dwarf,or midget that average size man uses for sex.

Damn she's a little fuck bag.

by fluffy tummy March 28, 2013

Fuck Bag

Someone who is like a bag in which someone is open for fucking 24/7

Dude, Marie is such a Fuck Bag!

by Spread Em February 20, 2017

fuck off bag

When one is to receive a gift of sorts (i.e a "bag") in order to shoo you away but so you still feel like your winning...

The fuck off is normally a bag of p from the bro with no strings attached to it.

Eg " Here you go my bro. Take this and I'll catch up with you later on"

Used in a sentence "chea i just gota solid fuck off bag from the bro bro in the grove"

by Niktitlemaks13 February 12, 2019

octopus fucking a bag pipe

A term used by professional divers (see monkey fucking a football) to describe a particular person or organizations discombobulated attempt to complete a task. (Note the diver has air hoses and is underwater)

Holy shit! You’re so tangled in your own lines and hoses you look like an octopus fucking a bag pipe.

by Cubs4388 October 30, 2020