Futile

Trying to set somebody who's already straight straight is like trying to drive somebody who's already crazy crazy, it doesn't work.

Start by setting yourself straight and being concerned about your own life, its less futile than always trying to set the world straight. The people who try to set the most people straight are usually the people in most need of being set straight, since they usually never got set straight by their own fathers (or mothers) with an ass whooping every now and then.

by Solid Mantis September 17, 2019

fruitless flowering tree

when you have to swear about someone/something when it’s an inappropriate time and/or place, use this term.

Alex is being such a fruitless flowering tree!

by keeby March 31, 2020

Futile

Worthless action.

Before I was 3 or when I needed to pee, it was futile to take off my boxer brief undies!

by Turo Fernandez June 6, 2020

futilee

A very epic TikTok mutual of mine who is very funny and cool.

@futilee is a very nice person with a great sense of humour that you should follow on TikTok

Person 1: Do you know the tiktoker @ futilee?
Person 2: yes @ futilee is very swag.

by goshityourpants July 24, 2021

Frutilla

Una fruta encantadora, cualquiera querría comerse una rica frutilla

Persona 1: QUE COÑO COMES??
Persona 2: FRUTILLA 🍓

Persona 1: YO QUIERO ESO, SE VE TAN APETITOSA

by Frutillita5 November 23, 2021

fruthle

Fruthle is a shitty version of Google that was so hyped up, so when it failed, e v e r y o n e forgot it.

guy 1:“Hey, do you remember fruthle?”
guy2:“No.”

guy 1:“Yeah, me neither.”

by Fruthle CEO September 28, 2022

Futile

Ineffective or pointless.

Up through the end of two years old, it was futile for me to take off my double dark blue line waistband underwear.

by Fendzs November 22, 2022