Fruiter Fest

A weekend activity which you have massive amounts of fruit flavored smirenoff...strawberry, apple, raspberry, crandberry, watermelon ect.

Dude its the weekend lets have a fruiter fest. You get Apple, I'll get strawberry.

by HeatherAnn February 10, 2006

Fruiter

Someone who enjoys all fruits indiscriminately.

That guy is such a fruiter- he likes to buy random exotic fruit from the grocery store.

by battm July 29, 2011

Fruitbat

A strange kid with huge ears that moves into your house possibly eats palm nuts

Dude...wtf did you just see that fruitbat?
Yeah it better not shit on my car

by Brob2389 August 14, 2011

Fruitball

a weird/retarted/abstract/gay/horrible/.. peroson. who does weird things and doesnt realize it.

I'm not letting that fruitball in my house!

by Eric Rodriguez May 10, 2006

Fruititard

A derogatory term for someone whose family owns a fruit stand.

Also:
An ingredient used in jams and fruit juices

"Hey, look at that f*cking Fruititard!"
"Hey, my orange juice has EXTRA fruititard!"

by monkeybone908 November 16, 2009

fruitbag

Guy or girl who is obviously crazy

You only date fruitbags!

by seiboncivic August 25, 2013

Fruitblastin

When a gay dude is hitting on a straight man who is straighter than a models runway

Damn bro did you see that nigga fruitblastin.

by Harlan1028 November 23, 2016