fruit von doot

When you see a really gay looking guy.

Damn that guy looks like a straight up fruit von doot, dude.

by Jon Galasso November 21, 2003

Fruitbear

An adjective used to describe someone, usually a male, who is incredibly socially awkward and has no shot of obtaining females.

"Look at that Fruitbear over there, thinking he's snazzy with his trombone and his band outfit"

by WhatisthisIdonteven September 19, 2012

Mexican Fruitcake

The product of defecating into a decorative tin and sending it to an unsavory or estranged family member for Christmas.

I haven't seen my sister in years, so this Christmas, I'll send her a Mexican Fruitcake.

by Skidmark4 September 14, 2010

Louisiana Fruit Stick

First, a male puts on a brown cloth to represent Fred Flinstone and then he engages with a female. After performing anal with a female, the male then proceeds to shove his penis inside a pineapple while twisting his nipples and screaming the names of every fruit known to man kind.

"Nothing gets me wetter than a man performing a Louisiana fruit stick!" - Every attractive bitch

by Louisiana fruit stick October 17, 2014

Fruit Juice

when a man pees inside a woman's vagina or a man's asshole while having intercourse

I would've told him what kind of fruit juice I liked, but I didn't realize he liked that kind of fruit juice.

by cakepop1 February 28, 2017

Fruit Juicer

1) The act of urinating while performing a mangina (essentially making your butthole look as if it is pissing, works best with a crouched back).

Jacob: Hey Steve! Wanna play kickball down by Mrs. O'Leary's farm?

Steve: No...I have to show my dad the Fruit Juicer.

Jacob: I'm gay.

by Poo_on_a_stick January 23, 2009

hand fruit

Any fruit that is normally eaten by holding it whole in one's hand (e.g. apples, bananas, etc.)

Fruits that are only palm-able by giants or people with hand deformities (and palm-able things that are not fruits) don't count.

A: Is a casaba a hand fruit?
B: Only if you're Andre the Giant.

A: Excuse me, could you direct me to the Hand Fruit section?
B: The what?

by Jim-Bob McDuggan November 8, 2009