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frosticles

The annoying layer of frosty icy stuff that develops on old and or previously semi-thawed ice cream.
Opening up a tub of seemingly tasty looking ice cream and... Oh Shit ‘Frosticles’... i guess i can eat around them (knowing full well that it’s still gonna taste like shit)
by 0ddjob February 21, 2011
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festicle

An old man's nasty-ass testicle; Festicles=A festering pair of old balls.
I'm sorry Grandpa, but noone's touched your filthy festicles in 27 years.
by B-Town May 12, 2003
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Fessticles

n. (fes∙ti∙cals) A compound word derived from the French slang "fess" (Eng. "buttocks") and the English word "testicles". Together as a compound word they're meant to reference a woman's labia.
Don't for get to wash your fessticles Jessica!
by NFStCyr May 1, 2010
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festicle

see scooter,fester. A form of human who can survive only on Dr. Skipper, 7-Eleven nachos and tri-tip. Commonly flanked by a pair of agressive, poorly trained dogs, festicles are often found sleeping on couches and drinking large amounts of ny-quil. Festicles are possibly best known for their ability to make large amounts of money disappear in a relatively short period of time at a roulette table.
There's a festicle sleeping on my couch again.
by Enrico Palazzo May 23, 2006
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Frostie Syndrome

A person in the depths of white cider alcoholism with an inability to control their actions.

Symtoms include;

memory loss, incontinence, involuntary bowel movement & a serious case of 'the fear'

Full blown syndrome is achieved with 3litres of the tasty fizzy beverage
Man, I was soo in the depths of frostie syndrome last night i was given a handjob while listening to Susan Boyle
by Yesbrodude December 6, 2015
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Frostie

A "Frostie" is someone showing signs characteristic of Raynaud's syndrome/disease

The name stems from a twofold fact, the first being that a cause is attributed to cold and the second that one of the symptoms is a red/white/blue pallor of the skin (due to poor circulation of fingers and toes) that looks like frostbite.
"we were given the chance to let a number of Frosties use the product and provide their feedback, and the results were impressive."
by \\memerino\\ October 25, 2016
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Frostie

A "Frostie" is someone showing signs characteristic of Raynaud's syndrome/disease

The name stems from a twofold fact, the first being that a cause is attributed to cold and the second that one of the symptoms is a red/white/blue pallor of the skin (due to poor circulation of fingers and toes) that looks like frostbite.
"we were given the chance to let a number of Frosties use the product and provide their feedback, and the results were impressive."
by \\memerino\\ October 25, 2016
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