Frogging

1. intr.v, The act of defecating in a western toilet in a non-traditional, squatting manner, by first removing all clothing from the waist down, including shoes, and planting one's bare feet on the toilet seat. The person squats in a position reminiscent of a frog, and shits.

Frogging is healthier than sitting on the toilet seat, as it reduces unnatural stress on the sphincter.

Frogging is the new shitting.

I frog every time I have to shit, it's so much better for you, you should try it.

Marshall! Are you in there!? You better not be frogging my mom's toilet, you son of a bitch!

by FattMels September 22, 2011

frogan

This word generally applies to a grogan laid in snow or icy weater, upon where it freezes, resulting in the aptly named "frogan".

My grogan became a frogan before it hit the bowl as someone left the igloo door open.

by Boon January 6, 2004

frogging ash pole

A hilariously bad re-dubbed piece of dialogue used in place of "fucking asshole" in the summer 1998 film "There's Something About Mary" when lovesick Ted (played by Ben Stiller) confronts stalkers Healy (Matt Dillon), a former private eye hired by Ted to find her who subsequently also falls for Mary and Tucker (Lee Evans), a friend of Mary's pretending to be someone other than his pizza delivery job really is.

Healy: You're calling <i>me</i> a stalker?

Ted: (waving bottle) You're a frogging ash pole.

by Urban Squirrel March 8, 2013

Deep Frogging

The croaking sound that someone makes when going from ass to mouth

Man dat girl made some crazy deep frogging sound when we went ass-to-mouth

croaking ass to mouth frog

by that one gay that says stupid January 7, 2011

Frogging

When you put your mouth over the entirety of the diameter of an alcoholic beverage and gulp it down in one fatal swoop

Yo you guys trying to frog some bottomless mimosas tomorrow at brunch?

We’ve been frogging tequila sunrises all night

by P_U57 April 22, 2019

froghanji

they scare me sometimes 🥰🥰🥰 but they’re like super sweet and like really pretty so likeeeeee 😘

“hey did you see froghanjis new tiktok post?”

“no why?”

“omg ahhshdhhdhahahhahahahhahahahhahhahahahhahah”

by tayayyayayyayay March 11, 2021

Fragganackle bull

A slightly more politically correct way of saying "bullshit" or full of it.

Worker: "Mr. Pennypinch, you want these papers done by Friday, correct?"
Boss: "No, I want them done by the end of today." *walks away*
Worker: "That's a load of fragganackle bull!!!" *gives boss the finger, rips up the papers, and heads for the unemployment line.*

by The Angel from your Nightmare June 28, 2006