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Fritz

Someone who is really hot and is dating kelsey. They will marry kelsey.
Some bitch: dam they are hot. They must be fritz
Other bitch: fr fr
by xxyqwkix May 12, 2022
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Fritz

A sexy guy that doesn't talk to any real girls a fritz only likes 2d girl
Girl 1 fritz is so hot

girl2 too bad he only like 2d girls
by The anime kid November 18, 2020
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Fritz

I caught that Fritz cheating again today.
by Zaltekk September 22, 2003
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Fritz

A teacher who you would fisrt think is an okay teacher at the beggining of the school year.. then two days later, OMG what a fucking fat ass old blonde fag!!! Fritz's are often found... well, nowhere! the are just so undesirable!
Laura: OMG! i dont want to go to class!!! i hate fritz!

Candace: OH! did't you hear! She was the last fritz on earth and went instinct last night!

Laura: WICKED BITCH!

candace: She was replaced with a hot exotic male nurse, and is going to practice CPR with the class to celabrate the good news of the END OF ALL FRITZ!!
by CANURA March 12, 2009
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Fritz

A word of German derivation, which as we all know had a later latin meaning. First coined by the spelunking explorer Tits Mcgee. It has several meaning:

1. A word dating back to ancient Roman times meaning a person with the resessive halitosis gene who enjoys giving a blowjob while being dirty sanchezed, and defacated on by homeless men.
2. The high times of early America brought the word to mean a person who loves to drink a bukaki chalice filled with the semen of seamen. After imbibing the contents, the ceremony usually ends in the person being tea bagged numerous times until he is bruised about forehead or nasal area.
3. More recently the word has come to be known as someone who clears fields of brush in wild fire threatened areas with the strength, heat, and acidity of their own breath, and is rewarded by being donkey punch by large ethnic men.
1. That Fritz over there is covered in homeless man feces and just took a large load of semen right in the face.
2. Don't waste that semen, there is a Fritz right over there and he loves it, just don't forgot to teabag him.
3. I'm so glad I'm not a Fritz, I don't like the taste of semen.
4. We have a level 5 wildfire here people! Get me a Fritz, and some ethnic men STAT!!
by Hank Greenberg September 13, 2008
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Fritz

A word of German derivation, which as we all know had a later latin meaning. First coined by the spelunking explorer Tits Mcgee. It has several meaning:

1. A word dating back to ancient Roman times meaning a person with the resessive halitosis gene who enjoys giving a blowjob while being dirty sanchezed, and defacated on by homeless men.
2. The high times of early America brought the word to mean a person who loves to drink a bukaki chalice filled with the semen of seamen. After imbibing the contents, the ceremony usually ends in the person being tea bagged numerous times until he is bruised about forehead or nasal area.
3. More recently the word has come to be known as someone who clears fields of brush in wild fire threatened areas with the strength, heat, and acidity of their own breath, and is rewarded by being donkey punch by large ethnic men.
1. That Fritz over there is covered in homeless man feces and just took a large load of semen right in the face.
2. Don't waste that semen, there is a Fritz right over there and he loves it, just don't forgot to teabag him.
3. I'm so glad I'm not a Fritz, I don't like the taste of semen.
4. We have a level 5 wildfire here people! Get me a Fritz, and some ethnic men STAT!!
by Hank Greenberg September 13, 2008
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Fritz

A very sexy young women with a great ass and nice tits. Also ready to beat the shit out of people.
"Look at fritz"
by Weed1987 February 4, 2017
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