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Friends

Loving, caring, sweet, kind, generous, selfless, brave people who always stand by your side, are always loyal to you, watch out for you, respect your standards, stand up for you, guide you, and love you.
Friends are forever together unable to be separated by differences
by Shelbie<3 December 14, 2014
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Friends

Fictional creatures who everybody talks about, but they don't actually exist. Believing in them makes you happy, much like young children believe in fairies. But, don't be fooled, 'friends' is just a made up word.
Mad Person: I have so many friends!
Normal Person: Ermmmmm... I don't think you do.
by A.A.A.A August 11, 2013
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Friends

1) You can rely on them to tell you when you look stupid, or not.
2)The pee in your pants.
1) friend 1"hey man, you have lettuce in your hair, you look like a dumbass."
friend 2"wow thanks for telling me! why didn't anyone else tell me?"
friend 3" 'cause it's more fun that way."
2) Friends are like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel it. Thanks for being the pee in my pants.
by udaddict August 23, 2009
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Friends

a lame excuse for people who say they will be there for you but really they just like your misery.
Me: so now i have two new friends
Counselor: oh really and how does that make you feel
Me: well like crap they wont talk to me then they yell at me and cancel our plans.
by Suck Ass Friends September 4, 2009
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Friends

1. people who accept you for who and what you are. Unless something radical occurs they will stay at your side forever.

2. an NBC TV show that ran from 1994 to 2004. It had some good moments but by the last few seasons the six main actors were being paid a million dollars per episode to mostly just whine and say "Oh my God" at everything. The show had long jumped the shark by the series finale, which sucked big time.
1. I have lots of friends and I can call them at any time.

2. Sherry: Here is the 4th season of Friends on DVD.

Joyce: Oh my God!
by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 10, 2008
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Friends

1. A way to find out about someone so it's easier to assassinate them.

2. A TV show reputed for its shocking affect on human mind. It is beaten only by the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.
1: I had to assassinate John Connor so I became best friends with him. Then when he let his guard down, bang.

2:
A - 'I haven't seen you in years, what happened to you?'

B - 'I was in counselling for 4 years'

A - 'Shit, why?'

B - 'I accidently saw an episode of friends'

A - 'My god...'
by 5f17dd871da October 23, 2009
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Friends

The most overrated, piece of shit television show ever. Who the hell likes Friends?
Person: I'm gonna watch Friends when I get home. I bought the fourth season.

Me: Kill yourself.
by Brandon K. G. October 29, 2005
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