Fried Rice

When you no longer want to deal A Male or female no longer

That nigga is fried rice

That girl is fried rice, bro

by Brixx3 March 19, 2021

Fried Ricer

Worlds most amazing Foodon, beat the game battle toads on first attempt, and worlds best camper

"Fried Ricer is the coolest cat around. But don't push his buttons, he'll make sure you go home crying to Donald ronald nagger duck" - E-Knox

by John Kerry 08 October 28, 2008

Fried rice

The thing that got famous world wide by the myth the legend uncle roger. It was once a food for tasting but now used for memes

Have you tried the new fried rice stall by my ass crack?

by Holy soul December 30, 2020

Fried Rice Syndrome

When a Chinese girl snails a guy's face, starting from the chin to nose. Once her snail reaches the guy's nose and her butthole is directly above the guys mouth, she farts and the guy absorbes her fart through this nose and mouth. Afterwards, the guy spends the next five and half hours in the bathroom vomiting and pissing out his ass.

Guy 1: I need to stop and some pedialyte
Guy 2: What happen, drank too much last night?
Guy 1: Naw, Ming-Yue gave me fried rice syndrome last night. I barely made it out the bathroom alive.

by DRC_AFM_CM_EN_FA_MI_MP December 16, 2022

Curry Fried Rice

A codeword for Carmel Roohi.

Sometimes Curry Fried Rice is sooo irritating.

by Ivaaa December 19, 2010

Shrimp fried rice

Eating pussy

Paul: I had some shrimp fried rice last night. She got so wet, it was dribbling down my chin.
Eric: Nice! I wanna get some too.

by SheboyganLager January 3, 2021

becky fried rice

When you put Becky in the fried rice

Where's Becky? I'm the fried rice
Becky fried rice

by Sporty75 April 1, 2022