super crispy fried rice

When a penis gets infected and the end of it looks like well a clump of rice, kinda crispy definitely gross and is almost unbelievable.

person 1: dude, do you have super crispy fried rice?
person 2: what's that?
person 1: some disease that makes the end of your dick look like fried rice
person 2: man thats digusting!

by illgamer97 July 20, 2012

Big Mac V Fried Rice

A Carey Baptist College school yard fight which involved a fat idiot fighting a scrawny Asian retard. Shocking ending - the Asian retard won.

I watched Big Mac V Fried Rice. Ben kicked his ASR’s.

by Gagemdeep April 8, 2022

Fried rice

The thing that got famous world wide by the myth the legend uncle roger. It was once a food for tasting but now used for memes

Have you tried the new fried rice stall by my ass crack?

by Holy soul December 30, 2020

Curry Fried Rice

A codeword for Carmel Roohi.

Sometimes Curry Fried Rice is sooo irritating.

by Ivaaa December 19, 2010

Shrimp fried rice

Eating pussy

Paul: I had some shrimp fried rice last night. She got so wet, it was dribbling down my chin.
Eric: Nice! I wanna get some too.

by SheboyganLager January 3, 2021

becky fried rice

When you put Becky in the fried rice

Where's Becky? I'm the fried rice
Becky fried rice

by Sporty75 April 1, 2022

Fried Rice Syndrome

When a Chinese girl snails a guy's face, starting from the chin to nose. Once her snail reaches the guy's nose and her butthole is directly above the guys mouth, she farts and the guy absorbes her fart through this nose and mouth. Afterwards, the guy spends the next five and half hours in the bathroom vomiting and pissing out his ass.

Guy 1: I need to stop and some pedialyte
Guy 2: What happen, drank too much last night?
Guy 1: Naw, Ming-Yue gave me fried rice syndrome last night. I barely made it out the bathroom alive.

by DRC_AFM_CM_EN_FA_MI_MP December 16, 2022