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frankenblunt 

(n) A blunt that has been torn, and repaired so many times by different bluntwraps sitting around that it no longer retains any resemblance to its original state.
Wow. This is such a frankenblunt. Pieces of the repair-wraps are sticking to my lips.

That kid rolled such a fucked up blunt.

-More like a frankenblunt. Well...he's just a rookie, he'll get better.

Hopefully! He used the four bluntwraps we had and only managed one blunt.
frankenblunt by thejenius May 24, 2009
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Frankenshot 

Any one of the Covid-19 "vaccines".
These shots are basically bio-weapons in response to a chimera virus made in a lab. Receiving them will turn you into the undead; a dead man walking; like Frankenstein's monster.
"Are you getting that Covid shot?"
"Nah man, I ain't getting that Frankenshot. Healthy people get that and die!"
Frankenshot by TruthSeeker777 September 22, 2021

frankenhooker 

A female that looks as if she was constructed from parts that came from different bodies. Common features are (an)unnormally long or large arms, legs, torso, or neck. This ofcourse has to be in contrast to the female's body.
Man, that broad that Paul knocked up's head and neck look like they're off another chick's body. She's such a frankenhooker.
frankenhooker by dpms August 11, 2005

frankenfoods 

Genetically modified crops, done so for the purpose of increasing overall yield, resistance to pests, and other reasons. Been around for awhile, yet nobody has grown an extra head or suffered cancers associated with it.
Frankenfood is a scare term used by European agricultural interests trying to take trade share from US growers; and also used by ignorant folks using it as a lame excuse for yet more yankbashing.
frankenfoods by Zonie Yank February 16, 2005

frankenboobs 

Breasts that have been augmented with breast implants, esp. those that have obvious scars.
Dude, her face is hot, but I don't dig teh frankenboobs.
frankenboobs by C. S. July 19, 2005

Frankenbelly 

A portly gentleman who has a head like Frankenstein and a big fat pot belly to match.

Usually seen wearing a dressing gown.
Good God. Frankenbelly just ate an entire banoffee pie. That's not going to do ANYTHING for his ridiculous Frankenstein forehead or his rotund belly.
Frankenbelly by Professor S. L. Oug December 30, 2008

Frankenberry 

The asshole jerk that that ruins the roof of childrens mouths with his jerky cereal
Little Johnnys mouth is all cut up, because he ate that asshole Frankenberrys cereal.
Frankenberry by Keystone_Matt July 24, 2010