future faking

When you’re drunk with your friends and enthusiastically make plans for some time in the future that you’ll never follow through with.

Drunk Bob: “Hell yea! I’m all down for the club next weekend! I need to get my groove on!”
Sober Bob next weekend: “Nah, man. I’m staying in tonight. I was just future faking”

by Marvellous MSquared August 6, 2021

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fracking off

Jacking off at a picture of ur best friends girl friend

Guy 1:dude, i was totally fracking off last night

Guy 2:dam, so was i

Best friend:guys, wtf

by mexiballs March 21, 2009

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freaking a

Its like saying F*CK!!! when you cant find something or are really pissed.

Dude...Where is my favorite CD? FREAKING A!!!!

by Yasi_Licious April 18, 2008

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Frakking

The 12 Colonies of Kobol's translation of an English curse word and adjective, used by characters in Battlestar Galactica and the show's fans.

Boomer shot Adama. She's a frakking Cylon!

by 7ofRhymes June 19, 2011

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fracking the bowels

The act of inserting water into a person’s anus prior to having unexpected ass sex with them while their bowels are still full of water.

Dave was such a tree hugging hippie that I decided to give him an enema and mount him before he could expel the water figuring Dave May actually enjoy fracking the bowels.

by RBAK December 12, 2016

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