fragmentic

A portmanteau of the words 'fragmented' and 'frantic'. Like your thoughts when you wake up in the middle of the night.

My insomnia makes my thoughts fragmentic and I need to write them down or I'd go crazy.

by gyratingabyss December 27, 2010

Fagmentous

Twisted homosexual situation.

'Introducing Your Transvestite Brother Who Is Now Your Sister To Your Heterosexual Wife= A Fagmentous Occasion

by Moof April 4, 2005

frapulent

Originally a misspelling of the word, "fratulent", itself a mispelling of the word, "flatulent", a derivation of the Roman, "flapulent", which meant, "to frapulate", technically translated as "having been shot in the upper cornea by Persians while crab fishing for aborigines".

"Damn bitch, you so frapulent!"

by Sheriff Spam December 12, 2004

frigment

Something or someone you imagine to frig yourself over.

A frigment of your imagination.

by the_lone_psycho February 17, 2010

flargument

When two study hall students are having a half - argument and half - flirtatious discussion concerning what is typically an unimportant discussion.

"OMG they are having another flargument!!!"

"They won't stop flarguing with each other!"

by annoyed in study hall December 1, 2009

fragment

a stunned cunt who only comes around when he's looking for help with one of his many computer problems.

<Fragment^> Hey guys I can't burn from a shared drive, how do i fix it?

by speedo August 27, 2003

frigment

The correct way of saying Figment.

I am a FRIGMENT of your imagination.

by ChefboyR2D August 24, 2016