fortune cookie

cookie shaped like moon if moon was made out of cookie dough. fortune shaped like a fortune.

"What's the fortune in your fortune cookie, Alexandra?"
"Fortune?"

by Alexandra January 27, 2003

Fortune Cookie

When you or somebody else is stuck in between two Asians, often used in a sexual context.

Similar to an Oreo.

Person 1: "How is you maths class?"
Person 2: "It's OK, it feels like a fortune cookie though."

OR

Person 1: "How was last night?"
Person 2: "Great, we got a fortune cookie going near the end."

by BeanJay November 19, 2018

Fortune cookie

Toilet paper that is stuck in your wife's ass-crack.

Last night I rolled my wife over for some booty time and saw she had a fortune cookie.

by Frank Palace November 23, 2011

Fortune Cookie

The wise words given through the means of a delicious snack. Fortune Cookies should not be taken lightly or mocked. Eat the cookie, taste the cookie, heed the cookie.

"Dank oo sirrr, here your Fortûne Cookîe!" (Fortune Cookie)

by J_money18 September 11, 2013

Fortune Cookie

An Asian girl who is pregnant and doesn't know who the father is. This is especially true in the event that the fathers could be of various ethnicities.

That little fortune cookie is about ready to pop. I wonder who's going to get the "fortune?"

by Floundertrap May 8, 2014

fortune cookie

An overweight person bending in any direction. Refers to the similarity of the take-out dessert and the pinched skin between folds visible above the jeans or below the shirt.

The fortune cookie in front of me at Regal clearly did not need extra butter.

by Gee Dee Bee January 14, 2008

Burnt Fortune Cookie

A three-some with an asian girl & 2 black guys.

Tyrone: Ey, I'm thinkin of smashin' that oriental bitch Lucy
Lamar: Damn lemme get at dat too
Tyrone: Let's make a burnt fortune cookie

by prettyflvcko November 27, 2012