helix fossil

The lord of everything in the pokemon world

Have you heard the good word of our lord and savoir Helix Fossil?

by Mezchano March 2, 2014

fossil watching

Having to reluctantly sit with an elderly relative,whilst their normal family/carer has a break

'coming out saturday nite jim?'
'nope, gotta go fossil watching'

by geemeister November 18, 2004

living fossil

def 1 : someone who has failed so much in their high school that all the students of their batch has completed studies and yet they r still studying

def 2: oldest students n campus

example : girl : eewoo!!! who is he ...he looks too old to be a student

boy : oh yeah hes a living fossil

by cindmon April 1, 2010

fossil fucker

someone who fucks older women or men 20 yrs or older than them.

jennifer, Why are you fucking my dad?
Kim, Im a fossil fucker and I want to thats why.

by funny chick February 26, 2009

Bob Fossil

A gay guy from the mighty boosh who works in a zoo. He takes skool kids on tours of the zooniverse. he is scared of floating cups nd think pocket cups rock. he has a talk box which he makes howard moon speak into so he can remember the names of the animals. He doesn't like cricket!!! he rocks lol

(dancing to song 'i don't like cricket'.music stops)
Bob Fossil: and thats why i don't like cricket.

!!!

by liisy December 16, 2008

Wallet Fossil

An unused condom that has been tucked away in a wallet for so long that it's actually fused with the leather, and must be carbon dated to determine the era in which it was intended for use. A wallet fossil should not be discarded as it may be worth money on the collector's market, or at least holds value as nostalgia for the days you still held out some hope for pussy.

"The date had not gone well, and Laura felt an awesome wave of relief when their waiter finally appeared with the check. As Chad took out his Harley-Davidson wallet to pay, Laura noticed a scuffy ring-shaped extrusion on it that can only be produced by a long forgotten wallet fossil. Suddenly it all made sense to her."

by PaulAllensCard January 30, 2015

fly fossil

When a person goes number two in a hot plastic outhouse that is infested with flies. The flies get trapped between the static layer of dung and the incoming layer of butter.

Wow! That Taco Bell tore me up! I must have made at least a dozen fly fossils in that plastic crapper!

by Redneckdanger July 3, 2018