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forbism

Forbism is a religion in which you pray, and worship to our one and true god, ForbiddenSummer.
You should try Forbism, as it is really enlightening.
by shinyneko October 18, 2020
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Fortiscollumosaurus

Fortiscollumosaurus was a strong necked lizard from the Spinosauridae family and it likes to YEET AND KILL THE WEAKS, AND THE WEAKS SHALL FEAR THE STRONG GLORY FORTISCOLLUMOSAURUS. It lived in the late cretaceous era. The reason why its called the strong necked lizard is because of its gigantic muscles in their neck allowing them to grab n yeet the lesser dinosaurs way harder. These Fortiscollumosaurus are very territorial dinosaurs and like to dominate others, they like to eat smaller sauropods, theropods, etc.

Oh yeah you might be asking "what do they look like?" Well im going to explain you it. Basically it looks like a god damn spinosaurus but instead with a buffalo spine, also kinda looks like an old style crappy megalosaurus

btw credit the casual hunter(SHAW) for the dinosaur name :d
Fortiscollumosaurus
by the stupidly huntr November 22, 2021
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Fortisore

A fortisore is the spot on your stomach that when rubbed right will make your leg twitch and kick.
The cool pet rolled over, ready for his fortisore to be scratched just right.
by Cool Cat Jim January 21, 2022
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Fortisore

When you play so much fortnite that your girlfriend yells at you and threatens to leave you but you have to destroy the prepubescent teenagers that disrespected your mom and your foot gets sore.
I gotta get off guys, I’m fortisore and my foot hurts.
by Alobi January 21, 2022
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Fortisore

Crying over spilled $MILK cause you dropped a glass of it on your foot and now your foot-is-sore :((((
My Cool Pet had a bad case of Fortisore this morning, I have to take it to Cooltopia's Dr. KitCat!
by bingbong267 January 23, 2022
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Fartism- Version 3

A new-age philosophy that states that farts, in and of themselves give life meaning and happiness. In other words, this is a philosophy that attaches prime importance to farts over everything else and necessitates one who follows this philosophy to fart 5 times a day to give thanks/homage to farts, as well as eat beans every day in Ramadan to please the fart Gods, on a very sound epistemological foundation that farts clear out the waste (i.e. darkness of the human experience), therefore fartism is the thing that brings light to the entire world (by eliminating all the waste/bad of the universe) answers all the questions of human existence and more, and is supported by all other philosophies/religions in the entirety of the world's history (as well as is a fundamental truth of reality whose true nature is acknowledged in some way or form by all philosophies/religions in history, whether you realize it or not or is intrinsically supported by or is woven into the very fabric of existence itself).
David just subscribed to Fartism- Version 3 yesterday. He is now a born-again fartist who has understood all things and has achieved 100% enlightenment, unlike Spongebob in that one episode where he said "I know everything now", yet that wasn't true cuz well, his brain is limited. Fartism is not limited, however, it is true and explains all of reality/is a concrete reality, whether our brains understand this or not.
by CreeperDude567 February 4, 2022
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Fontism

/fäntɪzm/
n.

The discrimination and hatred against fonts.
Hating on Comic Sans is a sign of fontism.
by CarkyAmster July 8, 2022
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