pray for a plane crash

Used to describe a situation of no hope, a hail Mary or act of God is needed. Often used for sports, when you hope the other team doesn't show up.

The Steelers are coming to town to play the Bengals this weekend, do you think Cincinnati can win?

The Bengals quarterback is out and our coach has no game plan, pray for a plane crash.

by Mastersacks July 11, 2017

with time for a beer

This is a military and police phrase for someone who EASILY beats the required time for a run or other test.

The Sarge finished the 1.5 mile in 8 minutes beating the 10 minute mark with time for a beer!

by I, Wreckerrr June 5, 2021

Forage

To roam around a kitchen eating either ready-to-consume food such as potato chips and crackers or unprepared culinary components such as dry tortillas/bread/cereal/pasta, condiments that would normally be on top of something else, desserts, or cold leftovers. Food thus consumed is usually washed down with beverages straight from the container. Foraged food is exemplified by a lack of preparation and by its consumer standing or pacing while eating. Many a diet focuses on preventing or limiting foraging.
Foraged food generally requires less effort than bachelor chow or ramen to prepare for eating; anything more than a wrapper or a lid between countertop and mouth may disqualify the food as foraged grub.

Mom: what happened to the bag of croûtons I left on the counter for salad tonight?
Kid: *hides empty bag behind back*...I dunno.
Mom: Didn't I tell you not to forage between meals? You're going to make yourself sick. You're not a goat; don't eat like one. You're going to put on weight and stunt your growth. Back when I was your age...

by Alfred F. July 30, 2007

Foragarmi

sculpting regular fruits and vegetables into various shapes and forms.

Applauds and cheers of wonder and amazement filled the room, again, as Jesus turned yet another vat of water into wine at the round table. Heads turned to David for his show and tell. He stood, sweat building upon his brow and pulled from his trouser pocket his latest foragarmi of a carrot whittled away to form a guitar on which he played long into the night.

by Clarabella April 30, 2020

High Hopes For A Lemon

A very cool kid that sings High Hopes for a lemon in his video and a lot of people likes it because he have potential to be better than Justin Bieber. He did this cover to pay tribute to a lemon. Go subscribe to his channel because you might win an Iphone and a Nintendo Switch.

EL Pidio: Have to have high high hopes for a lemon
Everyone: SO GOOD!!!!

by Im Richer Than BK April 10, 2019

I am stingin for a cone

what you say to your mates when you've been sober for 48 hours and the missus leaves for a business trip, typically followed up by a Gatorade orchestra with the boys. (see Gatorade saxophone)

typical Australian citizen 1: hey brah
typical Australian citizen 2: doin cuz
typical Australian citizen 1: I am stingin for a cone
typical Australian citizen 2: or ye, the boys are lightin up over at joel's place sarvo
typical Australian citizen 1: fuck yeah brah! we can get proper Munted on the gato saxo!

by (( (gyfgdfdf May 10, 2019

Asking for a friend

Used when someone knows the questioning is stupid or embarrassing and doesn't want to take the blame for asking such a question. Everyone knows they're really asking for themselves, but they pretend their conscience is clear.

What sex position do dolphins like best? Asking for a friend?

by ZenB22 November 2, 2018