Mexican Football Section

The best section there is about football on Yahoo Answers. The section might have a number of trolls but thats what makes it unique no other section is like that. It has had it's reputation for invading section. The section has mainly fans from Club America,Club Deportivo Guadalajara and Cruz azul.

User:"Why is the Mexican football section better than the Scottish section?"

other user: Cause they are gay
other user2:they suck!

Futbol Club Deportivo Guadalajara Club America Cruz Azul

by mfsRules April 14, 2010

Football Twitter

FtblAdxm is a nonce

i created a catfish account and exposed FtblAdxm for noncing me as an underage girl. Football twitter needs to expose him

by FtblAdxmisanonce May 28, 2019

football age

a term used by football (soccer not NFL) players for halving your age so your career can last longer. a practice developed after they had to play for a decade before being discovered by talent scouts at which point they only had a few years left in them. they would then say 'i'm 20' when they were almost 40 and a half. smh. your age as should be known by the public. not necessarily on your birth certificate.

ed: that striker looks my dads age but he said he's 24!

word: yeah thats probably just his football age...

by ed the Word September 11, 2009

Footballers Nipple

A common injury received when playing football. Occurs when the fabric of the shirt rubs against ones chest whilst running, making ones nipples extremely red and very sore. Worse than a kick in the nuts.

''Oh man, I was at 5's last night and my shirt was too baggy. Running about gave me footballers nipple! Had to walk about with plasters on my tits today like Lady Gaga.''

by SORETITS January 19, 2013

The Football

The Presidential briefcase that contains launch codes to launch nuclear missiles. It travels with him anywhere he goes allowing him to start a nuclear war from anywhere at anytime.

The President can launch a nuclear missile from anywhere using "The Football"

by Mistahtom January 13, 2006

National Kiss A Football Player Day

On October 28 all girls have to kiss a football player inspired by friend Danielle

Bella: Omg it’s national kiss a football player day
Danielle : I’m gonna go kiss a football player

by heidywkrufiwiebdwisij October 25, 2019

football jellyfish

A football player whose dreadlocks stick out from underneath their helmet. Term coined by Bill Hader as Stefon on Saturday Night Live's Weekend Update.

Robert Griffin III, Marshawn Lynch, Larry Fitzgerald, Chris Johnson, and Stephen Jackson are all football jellyfish.

by Newt Spoot June 3, 2013