footsexual

A pathetic person that is only attracted to and aroused by feet.

guy 1: bro, i don't even want sex or love anymore. i can only think about feet!
guy 2: yeah, you're probably footsexual.

by footsexual April 12, 2021

Fomosexual

The term given to a person who suffers from FOMO (Fear Of Missing Out)

"Little Jimmy never misses a party, even when he's not in the mood, what a blatant FOMOsexual"

by Nicky T, self confessed FOMO June 19, 2009

Fomosexuality

A state of arousal, desire and dread, brought on by the certainty that everyone else is enjoying more exciting, more frequent and more imaginative sex than you are.

One look from the Air France flight attendant and Albert's fomosexuality zoomed into high gear, such was the look in her eyes, the slightly disordered hair, her swollen lips, and the hushed thickness of her voice - he knew - knew! - that she had enjoyed a wildly sleepless night, had rolled out of bed just in time to make her flight, that the two men and one woman who had shared her bed were all sleeping in a state of satiation as thick and fragrant as the Cappuccino she was extending to his trembling hand as he muttered his barely-coherent 'Merci Giselle, ah, merci'.

by Monkey's Dad September 15, 2019

Footsexual

Anyone with a foot kink this is your kind of sexual. When people ask what your sexuality is, make sure to reply with this. You might lose a few friends, but atleast your being honest

“Gosh I am so footsexual for Satan’s feet”

by HOLY_SPIRIT_IB December 20, 2021

frodosexual

a male whose personal style evokes a hobbit from the lord of the rings trilogy. may include, but not limited to: long or unkempt hair; scraggly or patchy facial hair; a relaxed disposition; having very close (but explicitly non-sexual) relationships with other males; frequently indulging in food, drink, and smoke.

"check my flow, i'm a lax bro. going out with my brohams for a sesh."
"you look very frodosexual to me."

"dude, you haven't cut your hair or showered."
"yeah, i'm going for that frodosexual vibe."

by lordspinky April 9, 2010

woodsexual

You like to fuck chunks of wood

Where’s Jeremy

Oh he’s in the woods fuckin a tree

Oh yeah he’s woodsexual

by Woodsex March 5, 2022

FredSexual

someone that is in love with fred weasley
and wants to date them.

someone: what’s your sexuality

me: oh i’m FredSexual

by FreddiesBoy December 31, 2020