Fidler

The rarer yet superior spelling to the surname Fiddler and Fiedler. While it is originally of Anglo origins it has grown to transcend nationality, location, and time. A legend amongst men. Intelligent, attractive, strong, and compassionate. A Fidler is a genius and a natural born leader who's mere presence greatly improves the lives of people around them. While Fidler's have the power to conquer the world their natural benevolence precludes them from this action. However, if you are unfortunate enough to cross a Fidler you will be destroyed. Your fate will be instantaneous disintegration into ash. There is no mercy from a Fidler scorned. It is best to avoid such a fate.

If one comes into contact with a Fidler they must pay homage to the greatness they witness. Provide them with cash, support, and care for if you do there will be untold benefits.

1."I just became friends with a Fidler today. I have never felt more alive. I made a 100k just by being around him. He is a God among men"

2.Nick-"Where's Jeff, I haven't seen him in a while"

Anthony- "You didn't hear? He stole money from Fidler and was turned to dust"

Nick- "Damn, it must be true. There is no mercy for those who piss off Fidler"

3. Sara- "So I heard you started dating a Fidler"

Hailee- "yeah, he's the coolest, smartest, hottest, and compassionate guy I met!"

Sara- "I wish I could find a Fidler"

by DV The Great May 28, 2018

fanny fidler

when you finger a womens pussy

jays a right fanny fidler

by samibz August 5, 2008

Free Fondle Friday

Any Friday observed as a day in which guys and girls are voluntarily free to fondle each other. Hence the name. Typically exercised as shouting "Free Fondle Friday!" before groping your selected target.

-Girls' breasts and asses are free game
-Guys' junk and asses are free game
-Anyone is free to decline

Dude: "Man that chick has huge tits, I can't wait until Free Fondle Friday!"

Chick 1: "I hear that guy is seriously packing!"
Chick 2: "I bet we'll find out this Friday!"

by Jergin von HYD July 7, 2012

Quinn Fidler Forehead

Never ending, bigger than the great wall of China

Kids lets go see the Quinn Fidler forehead from space

by kyrieirvingforthreeeeeee December 9, 2019

fondle butt

The act of firmly grasping or fondling that booty

Fondle butt, rules are rules.

by Acronymz February 17, 2014

donkey fondler

A term for a homosexual person.

Trent you are such a donkey fondler. I dont wanna hear about you and Sean's island retreat weekend.

by omg i am wtf uber November 8, 2006

Freedom Fondle

The honor of being screened by the TSA at airport security.

Tom- I feel so patriotic today, I received a Freedom Fondle at the airport today.
Susan -I can't wait to get mine over Thanksgiving!

by Fruitfulfourths November 21, 2010