fml

fuck my life.

i can't even pull a cross country runner, fml.

by your pal al. March 26, 2010

fml

fuck my life

girl: my boyfriend broke up with me. FML

by haausk August 14, 2009

fml

An acronym for "Find My Lamp" in a case where one cannot find one's own lamp.

Hey Brittany, fml

Brittany: Okay:D

by Thunderboom March 17, 2008

FML

It stands for "Fuck my Life". There are times when theres nothing else to say but that.

Randy: Thank God its Saturday tomorrow.
Buck: Dude its Wednesday tomorrow.
Randy: Arrhhh FML.

by Call me Nothing January 27, 2010

FML

what poser dickheads say to feel important and needed. the intended response is supposed to be something re-assuring, but don't ever give in to these attention-seeking wastes of DNA.

"Roughly translated": Fuck My Life

Ted: Ugh, I have so much homework. FML."

You: Shut up Ted, you're an idiot.

by cherrymygrapes July 2, 2009

FML

fuck
my
life

docter said stop smokin when i dont even smoke... FML!!!!!!!!!!!

by MEXISNIPER$$$20105 December 13, 2009

FML

"Fucking My Lady" polite way to say that you are fucking your girl. Used mainly on Myspace.

Larry: What are you doing man?
Bob: I'm FML!!

by effinyouup May 29, 2009