festered

If you're 'festered', you're stoned to the bone, maybe you're drunk as a skunk, or perhaps both. Either way, you're an inebriated son of a bitch with the munchies and a 'let's fuckin party' kinda attitude. Popularly used in Santa Cruz, California.

Dylan was so festered last night, he chased his tequila with a bite of mac n cheese.

by GlazedEyeGal February 6, 2019

flushtered

The feeling of terror you are stricken with when you flush the toilet at a party...and the water level keeps rising and rising before finally draining.

"Dude, Kim's toilet went to the lid before it drained. Talk about flushtered, I was scared shitless with those girls waiting to go after me."

by bluegrassg8r January 18, 2009

Flutered

Word used in Ireland when you are very very mouldy (drunk)

Jesus I was very flutered last night

by Flutered feen November 3, 2018

flusterer

Someone who is great at making someone else flustered

Rose is a Jas flusterer

by Red one January 12, 2019

fluthered

very drunk; too many alcoholic drinks

My girlfriend went back to school yesterday and last night I got absolutely fluthered.

by talk2me-JCH2 July 6, 2022

festered out

Old, crusty, or worn out.

"Look at that old bag o' bones over there. She's really festered out."

Broken down; out of commission, on the fritz.

"What happened to your car Sally? Oh, it's festered out again. I think my hubcaps are bad."

What happens to a large pimple with a big white head that grows in the middle of your back that you can't get to.

"Dan what the hell's that on your back? It's all festered out."

"Tish used to be a good lay in the sack, but now that everybody's had a jab at it, she's all festered out."

by Scotty Smith November 18, 2007

flusterbuckets

A word exclaimed when one is surprised, pissed off, or otherwise astonished.
Usually used in place of "FUCK! or DAMN!"

Your Friend: "Dude, I think your car just got jacked."
You: "FLUSTERBUCKETS!"

by dantheman[wec] February 4, 2009