Florindu

A small religion which was founded in 2009 by Florinda and Florinda's doggy. Florindus believe in violence, sexual acts and internet addictions. They tend to worship in small areas or underneath tables. They worship the Florindu god who is called Florinda. She often brings luck to Florindu's and encourages them to do the right thing in tough situations. Florindu's communicate with Florinda through nosecalls. These are simply conversations transmitted through the nose.

A Florindu language is also developing which includes words such as 'Shrinehinetrine' meaning hello.

This religion is targeted at younger people and is rapidly growing thoroughout the world.

Florindu Beth and Florindu Jess were in trouble.
FB: what are we going to do?
FJ: i know i'll ask Florinda (presses down her nose)

Shrinehinetrine Florinda, we need your help!

Within minutes the problem was sorted.

by ShrineHineTrine July 12, 2010

flurking

( Fl-UR-KING) (verb) the act of stalking and or creeping on someones facebook wall and/or photos .

My good friend Alyssa was sitting in class today flurking it up with some bitches

by Kush N Bush 4 All November 12, 2011

Fluming

The act of eating booty with enthousiam and no shame.

Originated from DJ Flume eating ass on stage at Burning Man

Her : "I love getting my ass ate"
Him : " girl, with you i'd be fluming!"

"That girl has an nice ass, i'd Flume her all night"

by Dopemor September 2, 2019

flurfnee

A complete euphanism for any curse

"Why you flurfing flurfer!" farmer Bob screamed at the kids stealing his cabbage

by Ivan Zero May 4, 2004

flurring

to be completely awesome; to be the center of attention without trying; to be a total attention whore that everyone loves

Roxy is totally flurring today!

She's so flurring right now, look at all those guys around her!

by succubus25 January 17, 2011

Flurfnee

n. Flurfnee
One who is being hit on the head with a salmon
v. Flurf
To hit a flurfnee with a salmon
n. Flurfer
One who hits a flurfnee with a salmon

Bob was promptly and violently flurfed after telling his friend he was a professional flurfnee

by Conor Bane March 30, 2004

furinate

to take a bladder-busting piss; to furiously urinate

"Pull over, you whore."
"Fuck you, Jim, just hold it in. We're practically home already."
"I gotta furinate, woman. This instant."

by Mofie February 23, 2005