flustered

sexually frustrated

When I am in his presence I get all flustered.

by Tiffani S February 7, 2004

three fingered salute

to press press CTRL ALT and DELETE on your PC thus resetting it .. derived from the 3 fingers you use to press the buttons.

John:"Damn my computer has froze!!"
Dave:"Give it a three fingered salute!"
John:"But ill lose all my work..."

by Evil-Ernie June 2, 2003

Spirit Fingered

Verb: The act of fingering a cheerleader, or fingering any girl but with excessive spirit.

After that party Friday night, I spirit fingered the head cheerleader of the varsity squad.

I was showing a lot of spirit while my fingers were sliding in and out of her.

by spiritfingerer June 22, 2011

light-fingered

inclined to steal, larcenous

I would not trust him. He's kind of light-fingered.

by The Return of Light Joker January 15, 2008

flustered

Being confused, agitated, caught off-guard, tripped up, screwed, chopped, and/or screened before/after being styled on

Brandon got is going to be flustered after I style on him. Meny had some fluster farms chickens for breakfast and now he's all flustered.

by mistamagic November 27, 2012

clergy fingered

An unfortunate, all-too-familiar act of sexual misconduct that often befalls the innocent children of trusting, but ignorant religious parents.

Q: Shall I light a votive candle for you at the service tonite?
A: Hey, that's a really nice gesture; how about you just go ahead and light a collective candle for the group of kids that got clergy fingered at that fucked up church of yours...

by YAWA March 14, 2018

Flutered

Irish slag for being drunk

He was absolutely flutered last night

by sfpaddy March 30, 2004